Emily Stern still pushin' her CD on twitter. Why won't daddy help her?

[ShutupMoron]

Zoo Za ZooZoo Za Zoo

[DlistCelebutard]

But he'll push Beth's dumb giftscriptions, & lame TV shows? And do a vanity project with her (the NSAL calendar)....but can't mention his daughter's CD? Why should he care if the CD is shitty, all of Beth's projects are.
What an asshole dad he is.

[Lou Cypher]

excellent point!

i'd emphasize the "crutch" part, to the point of "nurse".

listen to the aftermath of them leaving Gary and Mary's dinner party before dessert, where Beth talks about knowing when he starts to "fade", and how he becomes a cranky baby who needs his nap. it was matter-of-fact for her, but could you imagine that as a real interaction between any couple you know?

i couldn't.

if he can't make it to dessert in his mid-50s, what's he gonna be like in his 60s?!?



if Beth sticks around she's definitely looking at changing some tubes and diapers, and mashing up his food in the not-too-distant future...........................or at least watching people do those things. on the rare occasions she's in the same place as he is, anyway.

look for a lot more of this in the future.............................but with a wheelchair, some blankets, and possibly a couple of tubes thrown into the mix..............................



she'll wheel him to the seal he can thank, then she'll go and party with the living. she'll come back hours later all tipsy and smelling of male genitalias, and he'll be all dehydrated with the wig half hanging off due to various seagull attacks.

it's no remake of Porky's, but I'd pay good money to see that movie. Damn good money!

"Weekend at Howard's".

[Thelma]

John C ‏@JohnCab1970
@riseinshine does ur inspiration come from being abandoned by ur wigged closeted homosexual father 4 a vapid gold digging fame whore?

5:10 a.m. - Mar 1, 2013

[Rob0729]

Emily didn't learn from her little sister, Ashley. The way to her father's heart and wallet is to kiss up to his vapid wife.

[ARM]

That's ok guys because I've been doing the all Zoo Za Zoo promotional leg work for her in the media. I have a GAGGLE of backlogged ZZZ call promotions from Dennis Miller to like 5 WFAN calls to KEY & PEELE on Fitzsimmons to like 4 ARTIE fill in host calls.

[DlistCelebutard]

"Weekend at Howard's".

I can almost see the fishline in that pic that will be used to make howard clap at the end of the movie...

[schnauzer]

I've just realised who Emily Stern's been reminding me of -- Tzeitel, the oldest daughter from Fiddler On The Roof

[isabella]

I guess he wants her to "make it on her own" .....like Frank Sinatra used to say to his son Frank Jr...make it on your own not Daddy's name . right..Frank Jr....still struggles with that

She should NOT use the Stern name...."FU Daddy"...
.....at least she didn't go on American Idol or AGT ...that would embarrass Howard?
I think she sounds alittle "laura Nyro/Nora Jones-ish??? "
......only not as talented....more like Benjy's girlfriend....or Billy Joel's daughter....the voice just isn't great! sorry!

peace & love

only beth is allowed to use howard's name.

[DanMullins]

I've just realised who Emily Stern's been reminding me of -- Tzeitel, the oldest daughter from Fiddler On The Roof

holy shit hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaa