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    Oil change = car running better. WTF?!?!

    I changed the oil in my car yesterday evening and today, even though I know it's all in my head, I swear it feels zippier and more eager to rev than it did yesterday. I'm a maintenance freak so it's not like the engine was all sludged up (Mobil 1 every 7500 miles). Just weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    I changed the oil in my car yesterday evening and today, even though I know it's all in my head, I swear it feels zippier and more eager to rev than it did yesterday. I'm a maintenance freak so it's not like the engine was all sludged up (Mobil 1 every 7500 miles). Just weird.
    changed your oil, now just go wash your pussy and you're all set

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    What kind of car? There is a lot of confusion and worship of mobil1 that is unwarranted. Your particular engine may do better with conventional oil and a shorter interval.
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    you are the absolute worst person via the reps that has ever been. you should be proud of that. you're #1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    changed your oil, now just go wash your pussy and you're all set
    From you I'll take that as a nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    I changed the oil in my car yesterday evening and today, even though I know it's all in my head, I swear it feels zippier and more eager to rev than it did yesterday. I'm a maintenance freak so it's not like the engine was all sludged up (Mobil 1 every 7500 miles). Just weird.
    there are so many great gay jokes for this But I am way to tired right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    there are so many great gay jokes for this But I am way to tired right now
    No you aren't. Begin.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    LOL, I have experienced this phenomenon

    I always thought it was in my head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    From you I'll take that as a nothing.


    you got pwnd bro, just take it. and then go wash your pussy looooooooool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    I changed the oil in my car yesterday evening and today, even though I know it's all in my head, I swear it feels zippier and more eager to rev than it did yesterday. I'm a maintenance freak so it's not like the engine was all sludged up (Mobil 1 every 7500 miles). Just weird.
    Whatever you do, don't use Penzoil.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    there are so many great gay jokes for this But I am way to tired right now
    You are too tired to heckle me? Not being a productive member of society must be more exhausting than I thought?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    you got pwnd bro, just take it. and then go wash your pussy looooooooool
    If I had a pussy I'd be fisting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    LOL, I have experienced this phenomenon

    I always thought it was in my head
    Too bad pop ruined Jon Voight's car.
    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    Don't be a fucking retard
    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    You are too tired to heckle me? Not being a productive member of society must be more exhausting than I thought?
    It really is. I have to work tonight so Im trying to stay up a little later. Ill be working till three am.I saw the zipper and the Rev and was thinking of some funny stuff but the sleeping pills are kicking in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    It really is. I have to work tonight so Im trying to stay up a little later. Ill be working till three am.I saw the zipper and the Rev and was thinking of some funny stuff but the sleeping pills are kicking in
    where the hell did you get a job?

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Whatever you do, don't use Penzoil.
    Yah because it will cause a waxy sludge to develop
    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    you are the absolute worst person via the reps that has ever been. you should be proud of that. you're #1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    where the hell did you get a job?
    Fridays and saturdays Im barbacking. not barebacking thats on my time off. Its one of the busiest places in the city that I live in and they loved me last week and want me to possibly be a bouncer for st . pattys. day. it is just part time so Im still looking for a full time gig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Fridays and saturdays Im barbacking. not barebacking that on my time off. Its one of the busiest places in the city that I live in and they loved me last week and want me to possibly be a bouncer for st . pattys. day. it is just part time so Im still looking for a full time gig.
    bouncer? no offense but

    do you even lift?

    good career choice though, lots of potential

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    Quote Originally Posted by RiotGrip View Post
    What kind of car? There is a lot of confusion and worship of mobil1 that is unwarranted. Your particular engine may do better with conventional oil and a shorter interval.
    I observed noticable temperature drops in air cooled motors with Mobil 1 and ran it in my Buick GN (street/strip) for years (along with a few other high HP cars) with zero oil related issues so I'm a loyal customer based on my own history. Royal Purple and AmsOil are great too but the added expense, for my use, isn't justified. My use is 90% highway and I drive in a "spirited" fashion, the engine is in proper tune with no issues. With non-synthetic I'd probably change at 5k since it's a turbo motor (another reason for synthetic).

    '09 MINI JCW (1.6 liter/turbo)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    bouncer? no offense but

    do you even lift?

    good career choice though, lots of potential
    that was my reaction when my friend told me thats what they wanted me to do. No and I dont FIGHT people. I think they just want me to check IDs at the door which I would be anal about.I hate people younger than me now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Fridays and saturdays Im barbacking. not barebacking thats on my time off. Its one of the busiest places in the city that I live in and they loved me last week and want me to possibly be a bouncer for st . pattys. day. it is just part time so Im still looking for a full time gig.
    Good luck on your second weekend at the new gig. AVOID THE POP-OFF!!!!

    I'm dreading working that St. Patty's parade shitfest again this year. Just non-stop belligerent drunken douchebags. UGH......I can only wish for the weather to not cooperate unlike last year's unseasonable warmth. I can get many $50+/hr. bar gigs that night but "fuck that"... I'm heading home ASAP.

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