Do pooping and urination go hand in hand? A 2manboobs inspired thread.

[Rolling Pin]

What I mean is; do you ever poop without also urinating?

[Scott]

I shit my pants every time I pee. Voted yes.

[Slippy]

I was praying for a new thread...........now, I'm kicking myself in the ass for getting what I prayed for.

[Rolling Pin]

I was praying for a new thread...........now, I'm kicking myself in the ass for getting what I prayed for.

Pretty sure I could beat you up.

Hi Scott!

[crazypreacher]

Only occasionally

[Slippy]

Pretty sure I could beat you up.

Hi Scott!

There is only one way to find out...


Hi Scott!

[Phil McKrakin]

Oh for fuck's sake...

I mean really?? Wait a sec....

[Scott]

Hello.

[Rolling Pin]

There is only one way to find out...


Hi Scott!

One day I will kick your ass and twat in.

[Johnnykstaint]

What I mean is; do you ever poop without also urinating?

sometimes, sure but generally they go together like peas and carrots

[Phil McKrakin]

Oh for fuck's sake...

I mean really?? Wait a sec....

I repeat my original post...


I mean, really?? The fuck Westy???

[Stew Nod]

One day I will kick your ass and twat in.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Slippy, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[EddyG]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Slippy, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This sounds serious. Westerberg and or Slippy should hire private security.

[Napoleon V]

Yes
But I try to keep my hands clean if possible

[Scott]

[cheezedbyfate]

niether p00p nor pee belong in your hands.....degenerate....

[newcastlefan]

i hope they don't go hand in hand, because i only rinse off my hands after pissing. if i'm wrong i should be sterilizing my hands afterward.

[Schmoopy]