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    Jesus mother fucking Christ

    I just texted the wrong girl the wrong fucking text

    God

    Damn

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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    I'm eating 'Five Alarm Chili' Peanuts.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Please stop texting me. TIA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I just texted the wrong girl the wrong fucking text

    God

    Damn

    It

    Work it on the other one. IF you got the game you pretend to have...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I just texted the wrong girl the wrong fucking text

    God

    Damn

    It


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    dumbass

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    Ive done that with guys before. I was trying to text hot stoner joe and I accidentally sent a text to fat stalker Joe. what did you say ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    Please stop texting me. TIA
    you drunk HG?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetback View Post
    you drunk HG?
    I only drank one beer tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    I only drank one beer tonight.
    Must be the high of your night out alone tonight fantasies...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    Must be the high of your night out alone tonight fantasies...
    Must be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    I only drank one beer tonight.
    guess there will be no tit pics then, unless chriza posts his

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    Must be.
    Am I on a list now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    I only drank one beer tonight.
    Have you told Real yet?
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Does he know he's gonna be packing your shit soon?
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Does he know he's gonna be packing your shit soon?
    packing her shit

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    Wait. what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeygrl View Post
    Wait. what?
    Don't play dumb with me.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    You guys are all cray cray.

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