Every guy on here secretly wants to fucking ass rape me. Its cute but Im no ho.

**Avery** · 03-07-2013, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by MrWarmth

I'll bet a hot dog makes you lose control

He always forgets that he's supposed to bite.

**MrWarmth** · 03-07-2013, 10:43 PM

Was there any corn?

**MrWarmth** · 03-07-2013, 10:44 PM

In the shit I mean?

**wetback** · 03-07-2013, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by MrWarmth

Was there any corn?

you a proud grandpa yet?

**Super Mario** · 03-07-2013, 10:45 PM

**Chaos** · 03-07-2013, 10:46 PM

Wouldn't fuck Mario. I am nice to him tho. The straight wimmens and the ghey guys gossip like crazy. He prolly knows who has what secret attraction to whom, color of dawgs underwear, mlaw's social security number, etc, etc. he is wealth of information I bet.

**Super Mario** · 03-07-2013, 10:46 PM

**LonghornJ** · 03-07-2013, 10:48 PM

Mario thinks every straight guy here wants to huff his snarled ass hairs... lol

**Super Mario** · 03-07-2013, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

He always forgets that he's supposed to bite.

I actually get yelled at for biting

**MrWarmth** · 03-07-2013, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by wetback

you a proud grandpa yet?

How many lawns did you mow today?

**MrWarmth** · 03-07-2013, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

I actually get yelled at for biting

**Super Mario** · 03-07-2013, 10:49 PM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

Mario thinks every straight guy here wants to huff his snarled ass hairs... lol

do you just look at me imperfect how could you not have everything you ever dreamed of

**MrWarmth** · 03-07-2013, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

Mario thinks every straight guy here wants to huff his snarled ass hairs... lol

Just like every negro thinks we're crossing the street on purpose when we see one of them coming down the sidewalk

**Super Mario** · 03-07-2013, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Chaos

Wouldn't fuck Mario. I am nice to him tho. The straight wimmens and the ghey guys gossip like crazy. He prolly knows who has what secret attraction to whom, color of dawgs underwear, mlaw's social security number, etc, etc. he is wealth of information I bet.

to get that information into sucking a pussy and give it to me fuck me

**Cutter** · 03-07-2013, 10:52 PM

and every fat girl thinks they can wear pants that say juicy on the ass

**LonghornJ** · 03-07-2013, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by MrWarmth

Just like every negro thinks we're crossing the street on purpose when we see one of them coming down the sidewalk

I carry my car ignition key between my knuckles these days... it sticks out a good 2 inches.

People are like, "so you go for the eyes?" if something happens?

No, jugular.

**MrWarmth** · 03-07-2013, 10:53 PM

Does Fort Worth ever cross your mind?

**Super Mario** · 03-07-2013, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

I carry my car ignition key between my knuckles these days... it sticks out a good 2 inches.

People are like, "so you go for the eyes?" if something happens?

No, jugular.

how many inches are under your boxer briefs thats what we all want to know.