View Poll Results: Which book should Topo read first?

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  • Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

    4 22.22%
  • Slaughterhouse Five

    10 55.56%
  • Brave New World

    3 16.67%
  • reading is ghey

    1 5.56%
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    I purchased 3 novels today. Which one should I read first?

    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
    Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
    Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

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    Slaughterhouse Five
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Big Vonnegut fan, tho.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Slaughterhouse Five
    Ja sagen.

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    I did not recommend any of those books.
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    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
    Ask me anything.

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    Tell the truth, you bought the first one because it has Sheep in the title and it's written by a guy named Dick.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is the book they based the movie Bladerunner on.
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmishGirl View Post
    Ja sagen.
    Ich genieße häufig das Gefühl der warmen Sonne, die unten auf meinem kleinen Wiener Würstchen schlägt, während ich Geräte in meine Kohlenrutsche einfüge.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep is the book they based the movie Bladerunner on.
    Yes, I never heard of that book and I just Wiki'd it. You are correct sir.
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    Shut up Hal.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Ich genieße häufig das Gefühl der warmen Sonne, die unten auf meinem kleinen Wiener Würstchen schlägt, während ich Geräte in meine Kohlenrutsche einfüge.
    Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
    Ein viertel Teelöffel Salz
    Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
    Ein halbes Pfund Butter
    Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker
    Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
    Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
    Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
    ... und keine Eier

    In eine Schüssel geben
    Butter einrühren
    Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
    Den Teig verkneten

    Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen
    Im Staubzucker wälzen und
    Sagt die Zauberwörter
    Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

    Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
    Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
    und KEINE EIER

    Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen
    und Keine Eier ..
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    Shut up Hal.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    fuck off, HAL

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    Now I feel stupid for barley knowing how to read.
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    I really can't stand simpletons like Trolling Pin. If you don't have something valuable to add to support your POV then fuck off with the "Racist" bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Ich genieße häufig das Gefühl der warmen Sonne, die unten auf meinem kleinen Wiener Würstchen schlägt, während ich Geräte in meine Kohlenrutsche einfüge.
    es ist ziemlich widerlicher bro.
    Quote Originally Posted by Isobel View Post
    I really can't stand simpletons like Trolling Pin. If you don't have something valuable to add to support your POV then fuck off with the "Racist" bullshit.

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    BNW one of my fave books ever. It's when I started dreaming of a widget production = happiness based society

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    es ist ziemlich widerlicher bro.
    nur wenn Sie die Geräte richtig zuerst reinigen nicht können, Geck.
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    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Napoleon V View Post
    Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Philip K. Dick
    Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut
    Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
    I want you to read "Brave New World" and count how many times the word indefatigable is used. Then find the word used in "Slaughterhouse Five" the same number of times that Huxley should have used instead then read Dicks and see how just using everyday words make the story more American.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    nur wenn Sie die Geräte richtig zuerst reinigen nicht können, Geck.
    Oh, meine Geräte sind sauber, meine Geräte sind echter sauberer fuckin.
    Quote Originally Posted by Isobel View Post
    I really can't stand simpletons like Trolling Pin. If you don't have something valuable to add to support your POV then fuck off with the "Racist" bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    BNW one of my fave books ever. It's when I started dreaming of a widget production = happiness based society
    Streptococcus G to the Banbury T. People in the hangout thread say I had alcohol in my blood surrogate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westerberg View Post
    Oh, meine Geräte sind sauber, meine Geräte sind echter sauberer fuckin.
    Ich habe dass ein heller Mantel von Ölhilfen in der Einfügung und in der Reinigung der weiteren Verfolgung gefunden.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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