I still can't get over Howard saying Beth "never shits"
I still can't get over Howard saying Beth "never shits"
As a U.S. American blahblah blah blah blah blah......blah?
Jon Hein is God is Lord over the Saloon.

if howard had never made such a fuss about this cunt i think it would have been better for all. but she doent want to be famous so she forced it i guess
Can't believe she had to do "the wave" to an audience of Howard, Robin, Gary & Benjy.
And Howard called another soup "beautiful" as in "I had a beautiful lentil bean soup."
I need a break already.![]()

Goodness, her nose job is way obvious here. In the part in the beginning when she's talking to the camera, it seriously looks like a Michael Jackson nose!
A belated hi, by the way, IlluminatiJones!![]()

Does anyone actually like this cunt?
Nobody that's not on the payroll.
And Katie Lee.
It's supreme karmic irony that a woman who used to "like" people for cash and "favors", ALLEGEDLY, has topayhave her husband pay for people to "like" her, and call in favors on her behalf.
I don't think many celebs hate her, though; I think they're put off by her screechy stupidity..................see Beth's "Ellen" appearance, or Beth's "interview" with Chelsea Handler, or the time she was on some local NY morning show with Dr. Oz's wife, or anything, really...........................and they're probably kind of flabbergasted and fascinated by how dumb she is.
She's a real shame, with no sense of it.![]()
"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern

Love how Howard says that the NSAL calendar was not "airbrushed".
The dog had 5 legs! Have to be natural?
Greatest story never told.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lejfGhWeakY

If Howard doesn’t constantly try to persuade/sell himself and his audience (like a perpetual mantra) that he married a “hot” wife … then he will have to face the sickening truth of his situation.
The truth is that he got had by a tall blond professional golddigger, changed his life and persona to accommodate her desire for fame, and is now a laughingstock.
"Screaming douchebags on my TV, our heroes are dumb and loud"
beth is an angel.
beth is a saint.
beth never shits.
beth didn't know who howard was.
beth is a supermodel.
beth is an actress.
beth likes to stay home with howard.
beth doesn't want to get married
beth doesn't want to become famous.
beth has her own money
beth works
beth doesn't want kids
beth loves howard
uncrossed = lies they're still trying to perpetuate
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
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