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    Exclamation Jesus Christ: Rest in peace

    Some smelly, hippie-like dude was brutally murdered about 2,000 years ago. He was viciously nailed to two pieces of wood and there was much suffering.

    "Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
    beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
    Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
    beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
    sixty six."


    I left alone my mind was blank
    I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind


    What did I see can I believe that what I saw
    that night was real and not just fantasy


    Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
    reflections of my warped mind staring back at me


    'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
    and brings me to despair


    The night was black was no use holding back
    'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
    In the mist dark figures move and twist
    Was this all for real or some kind of hell
    666 the number of the beast
    Hell and fire was spawned to be released


    Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
    As they start to cry hands held to the sky
    In the night the fires burning bright
    The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
    666 the number of the beast
    Sacrifice is going on tonight


    This can't go on I must inform the law
    Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
    But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
    They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
    666 the number of the beast
    666 the one for you and me


    I'm coming back I will return
    And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
    I have the fire I have the force
    I have the power to make my evil take it's course

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    its not like its the anniversary or anything
    E-Legend

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    yeah fuck him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    its not like its the anniversary or anything
    (3 weeks, biatch!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    (3 weeks, biatch!)
    ya think they did the leap year thing 2013 yrs ago?
    probably too busy riding their dinosaurs

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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    ya think they did the leap year thing 2013 yrs ago?
    probably too busy riding their dinosaurs
    (I think their dinosaurs had atomic clocks in their assholes and such, so I think they were spot on with the dates an' shit, yo)

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    Did you just cut and paste the lyrics to Number of the Beast?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Did you just cut and paste the lyrics to Number of the Beast?
    No, i conjured them from the cauldron in my living room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    No, i conjured them from the cauldron in my living room.
    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    Meh, Goddamned rabble-rousin' leftist.... "Feed the poor....don't be a greedy pig...LOVE people...forgive people...." Flip-flop wearin' faggit Democrat
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    Meh, Goddamned rabble-rousin' leftist.... "Feed the poor....don't be a greedy pig...LOVE people...forgive people...." Flip-flop wearin' faggit Democrat
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    Some smelly, hippie-like dude was brutally murdered about 2,000 years ago. He was viciously nailed to two pieces of wood and there was much suffering.

    "Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
    beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short...
    Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
    beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
    sixty six."


    I left alone my mind was blank
    I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind


    What did I see can I believe that what I saw
    that night was real and not just fantasy


    Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
    reflections of my warped mind staring back at me


    'Cos in my dream it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
    and brings me to despair


    The night was black was no use holding back
    'Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
    In the mist dark figures move and twist
    Was this all for real or some kind of hell
    666 the number of the beast
    Hell and fire was spawned to be released


    Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
    As they start to cry hands held to the sky
    In the night the fires burning bright
    The ritual has begun Satan's work is done
    666 the number of the beast
    Sacrifice is going on tonight


    This can't go on I must inform the law
    Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
    But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
    They seem to mesmerise me ... can't avoid their eyes
    666 the number of the beast
    666 the one for you and me


    I'm coming back I will return
    And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
    I have the fire I have the force
    I have the power to make my evil take it's course

    allegedly

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    If Jesus really existed, and He came back today, DHS would label Him an extreme threat terrorist and take Him out with drones....
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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