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  1. #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    I take it these are for people who lack indoor plumbing.
    After having a totally sucky day, THANK YOU for making me laugh out loud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmicah View Post


    smichael's ass
    shmiechael died, right?. Hey I haven't seen Chesney around in a million years either. What happened to him after he had a baby?

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    PS can somebody make howard and or beth the face instead of Andrew KW?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smichal View Post
    shmiechael died, right?. Hey I haven't seen Chesney around in a million years either. What happened to him after he had a baby?
    He became a decent young man. I lost touch with Coro for a while and didn't know the dog died. Back into it recently especially with the Kristy/Tyrone angle...they do write some good psycho stories.

    I just caught on to your user name the other day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king october View Post
    Andrew WK Is The Face Of Playtex Wipes






    What the fuck?

    http://andrewwk.com/news/playtex-nam...esh-sexy-wipes

    Shouldn't a spokesperson for fresh and sexy wipes not have greasy hair? It's been the same way since his one hit wonder.




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    Next up for andrew fresh balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmicah View Post
    He became a decent young man. I lost touch with Coro for a while and didn't know the dog died. Back into it recently especially with the Kristy/Tyrone angle...they do write some good psycho stories.

    I just caught on to your user name the other day.
    my name is a coincidence... although I like Corrie... watched it for around 10 years... not watching recently... my favourite was always Blanche giving Ken a hard time. Classic: "Kenneth... the sweet-toothed philanderer!"

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    imagine howard in his bathroom. he stands there. in front of the mirror. fully nude. reaching for his fresh n sexy wipes. he takes the first wipe out and begins to wedge the damp scented cloth down between his legs. a shiver runs through him as the cold wipe touches his flesh. then he pulls the second wipe and begins to rub even deeper than before. the third wipe is being discarded as his ocd takes over. fourth. fifth. sixth wipe. i must be clean. mother always says to make sure i'm clean. i must please mother. are you proud of me mother? he stands alone and he reaches in to discover the container of fresh n sexy has gone empty. nothing remains but a lonely mound of used wipes in the waste basket. he stands there. saying nothing.

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    Man that guy is annoying as fuck

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    I liked this song. Its the only one I listened to by this douche wipe (salesman)


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    Stay away from me, you freaky unicorn-looking motherfucker!
    My AV by Spazz - You are an entity my friend.

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