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    The new face of Playtex 'Fresh + Sexy Wipes'...

    Andrew WK Is The Face Of Playtex Wipes



    “Whether you just finished rocking a packed club or have an intimate encounter after a busy day, this product will make couples feel brand new. Fresh + Sexy Wipes were specially designed to help couples feel confidently clean, before and after they engage in sexual activity!”

    What the fuck?

    http://andrewwk.com/news/playtex-nam...esh-sexy-wipes

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    what about after a duty

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    I take it these are for people who lack indoor plumbing.
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    Does he sell meatballs too?

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    I thought Howard was going to be the spokesperson. By the way do they make a large wipe for horses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by murcielago View Post
    i take it these are for people who lack indoor plumbing.
    lol

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    Ok I have to admit I bought a box the other day (I couldn't resist). They are almost $8. They have a rather strong botanical fragrance. I highly doubt Howard has ever touched one. Next thing we will find out it is that he really isn't eating the mama mancini meatballs either.

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    Nothing says "party hard" like an ass wipe ad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    I take it these are for people who lack indoor plumbing.
    Good observation, If you can't wash your ass in the sink where you brush your teeth then just smear it around a little with one of these perfume rags and throw it out the window

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    I see nothing about that man [ who the fuck is he anyway?] that speaks to me of fresh or of sexy. Playtex has allways been a pretty solid brand i think, been around for ages but this can not help their image or appeal factor at all.

    Maybe this is the add that they are gonna run in the grungy crack house areas of town, maybe pass out free samples to the crack ho demographic?
    Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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    He is Andrew WK. He had a couple of mildly successful party rock songs twelve years ago.


    Quote Originally Posted by Gena View Post
    I see nothing about that man [ who the fuck is he anyway?] that speaks to me of fresh or of sexy. Playtex has allways been a pretty solid brand i think, been around for ages but this can not help their image or appeal factor at all.

    Maybe this is the add that they are gonna run in the grungy crack house areas of town, maybe pass out free samples to the crack ho demographic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    I take it these are for people who lack indoor plumbing.

    seriously. I was just about to write "does no one shower anymore?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imus O Sternsky View Post
    Good observation, If you can't wash your ass in the sink where you brush your teeth then just smear it around a little with one of these perfume rags and throw it out the window

    <a href=http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h433/byeyou/hater.png target=_blank>http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/...eyou/hater.png</a>Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

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    I went and saw Andrew WK give a lecture, he was very entertaining.

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    I use armour all car wipes

    give ur junk a nice shine after too

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    that guy is repulsive. He is not fresh or sexy at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wesmantooth View Post
    I use armour all car wipes

    give ur junk a nice shine after too
    LOL And if you haven't washed in awhile, there's always Brillo.

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    These are big in the Gay community.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smichal View Post
    that guy is repulsive. He is not fresh or sexy at all


    smichael's ass
    Last edited by ohmicah; 03-07-2013 at 04:56 PM.

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