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  1. 03-07-2013, 12:16 PM #1
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    Have you ever gotten the impression Beth likes dong?

    You can look at some leaked or posed celebrity partial or full nudes and see the genuine lust for tube steak. Have you ever felt that after seeing one of Beth's pictures?
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  2. 03-07-2013, 12:20 PM #2
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    She loves Nacho's cock.

    She also enjoyed her Euro modelling days. Hairy arabs are great in bed. (That why Beth married and arab: Howard)
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    Is dong wiccan for "tons of money?"
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    I always think she'll get caught cheating with that black trainer dude....
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  5. 03-07-2013, 12:36 PM #5
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    if a sex tape on the net surfaced with her and seal id prolly throw a bbq this summer for this entire site.
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  6. 03-07-2013, 12:38 PM #6
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    Have you never been mellow?
    Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?
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  7. 03-09-2013, 11:47 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    Have you never been mellow?
    Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?
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    Really?
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  8. 03-07-2013, 01:10 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by tired View Post
    You can look at some leaked or posed celebrity partial or full nudes and see the genuine lust for tube steak. Have you ever felt that after seeing one of Beth's pictures?
    These days this is the only kind of dong that Oats is interested in:

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  9. 03-08-2013, 05:00 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by markluke View Post
    These days this is the only kind of dong that Oats is interested in:

    Why is Mr Myiagi on that bill?

    Beth does not come off as a sexual being. She can be sexy but she looks very non sexual more of ten than not.
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  10. 03-09-2013, 11:07 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by boomer1976 View Post
    Why is Mr Myiagi on that bill?

    Beth does not come off as a sexual being. She can be sexy but she looks very non sexual more of ten than not.
    this...
    occasionally you see couples together where the sexual vibe is strong, howard and beth do not "emit" that vibe.
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  11. 03-07-2013, 01:17 PM #11
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    This gets her wetter

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  12. 03-07-2013, 01:20 PM #12
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    anal. i keed, no fucking way she's into it. or anything else not photographed or red carpeted.
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    I think Beth parted ways with her libido many, many moons ago..................long before Howard....................and swapped it for one of these:



    The hands are too dainty and feminine, but you get the picture.

    Wait a minute: that would imply she's doing the paying! THIS IS A HORRIBLE ANALOGY!!!

    I'm sorry.
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  15. 03-08-2013, 02:58 AM #15
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    Beth has the sex appeal of a kindergarten teacher. 0.0
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  16. 03-08-2013, 03:25 AM #16
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    I'll bet she liked it when Pete Townshend stuck his big thick beer can cock inside her.

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  17. 03-08-2013, 05:59 AM #17
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    I doubt she does
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  18. 03-08-2013, 06:25 AM #18
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    Her pictures while on blow are somewhat seductive.
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  19. 03-08-2013, 08:35 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffypup View Post
    Her pictures while on blow are somewhat seductive.

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  20. 03-08-2013, 07:21 PM #20
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    She's a climber, her vag is a tool. She sees dick the same way a welder sees a welding rod.
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