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03-07-2013, 12:54 AM #1Maverick
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Lion from Ellen mauls intern to death
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03-07-2013, 02:55 AM #2Maverick
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I wish the lion would have devoured Ellen.
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03-07-2013, 02:56 AM #3DS Supporter
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03-07-2013, 03:25 AM #4DS Supporter
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Heartbreaking news...
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03-07-2013, 03:25 AM #5Luvin' Life!!
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Name anything 'Cous Cous and you'll have this.......................
So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
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03-07-2013, 04:22 AM #6Butt Surfing
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Worst death anyone can suffer, becoming food.
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03-07-2013, 05:25 AM #7Maverick
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Boy, that cop's in good shape, huh?
So the "protect and serve" thing doesn't extend to dignity, then.
That's who the lion should've eaten.................food for a week there!"I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern
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03-07-2013, 05:30 AM #8Maverick
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I am sure the Bar would be interested to hear this.
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03-07-2013, 06:13 AM #9Maverick
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good night funny lady
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03-07-2013, 06:15 AM #10DS Supporter
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That lion didn't go crazy. That lion went lion.
Have derision, will travel
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03-07-2013, 06:18 AM #11Duke of Douchebags
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fucking idiot for getting in a cage with a fucking 350lbs lion that can take down a water buffalo ....
fucking pisses me off that it cost the lion its life... stupid bitch what did she think was going to eventually happen?
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03-07-2013, 06:24 AM #12Maverick
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Wasn't the lions fault.
Originally Posted by DearLawd
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03-07-2013, 06:29 AM #13Loud Mouth Drunk
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One of the rules i go by in life is not to fuck with something that could eat me. Seems to have worked out for me so far.
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03-07-2013, 06:35 AM #14is rhyming with Orange.
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Fatal encounters
Fatal incidents involving captive big cats in the United States in the last decade.
2008:*Broken Arrow, Okla. - A 32-year-old man is killed while feeding a 1,000-pound liger (lion-tiger mix) at an exotic wildlife sanctuary.
2008:*Sandstone, Ariz. - A woman who owned big cats for Hollywood movies is killed and partially devoured by one of her severely underweight tigers.
2007:*San Francisco - A Siberian tiger at the San Francisco Zoo escapes its enclosure and kills a teenager.
2007:*Denver - A zookeeper is killed by a jaguar in the doorway of the exhibit.
2006:*Duxbury, Minn. - A 500-pound Bengal tiger kills a 52-year-old woman on her property.
2005:*Altamont, Kan. - A 17-year-old girl is killed by a Siberian tiger while posing for her high school senior portrait.
2004:*Elizabethtown, Ill. - A man is apparently changing the bedding of his pet lion's pen when he is mauled to death.
2003:*Millers Creek, N.C. - A 10-year-old boy is pulled under a fence and mauled to death by his aunt's pet tiger.
2003:*Hennepin, Ill. - The owner of an exotic cats sanctuary is killed by one of two tigers he releases from a building into a penned enclosure for exercise.
2003:*Adair, Okla. - A handler at an exotic animal park dies after a tiger rips off her arm as she leans against the cage. Originally Posted by Dawg
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03-07-2013, 06:42 AM #15Maverick
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But why? This is a Howard Stern Show-relevant thread. Why would non-Howard fans care about 1) Ellen, a major Howard Stern topic and 2) animals, another major Howard Stern topic? Originally Posted by Wesmantooth
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03-07-2013, 06:42 AM #16DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Snotty
They had to name it that because "Fe Fe" and "Cream Puff" were already taken.
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03-07-2013, 07:00 AM #17Saloon Untouchable
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Pussy couldn't beat up a baby lion. Originally Posted by Jon Hein is God
Originally Posted by BleedingGums
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03-07-2013, 07:12 AM #18Maverick
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this is bullshi...wait, it had progressive lesbian connections? who am I supposed to blame now?
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03-07-2013, 07:15 AM #19negative creep
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Did Ellen previously "rescue" this lion, then promptly un-rescue it?
Uhhhhhhhh... Huh?
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03-07-2013, 08:03 AM #20DS Supporter
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The family has asked me to invite you to speak at the funeral.
Originally Posted by xavier
fucking idiot for getting in a cage with a fucking 350lbs lion that can take down a water buffalo ....
fucking pisses me off that it cost the lion its life... stupid bitch what did she think was going to eventually happen?
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