How Long Ago Should Howard Have Died?

**CowboyX** · 03-06-2013, 07:59 PM

...leaving us with the tapes and a catalog of good work?

4.5 years ago I say...he could only be put out of our misery now.

**HowieStearn** · 03-06-2013, 08:02 PM

if he had gone out at the end of '06, it would have been easier to create his epitaph

**itpdude** · 03-06-2013, 08:08 PM

It's actually fun to watch the "King" fall so badly.

**tired** · 03-06-2013, 08:19 PM

Stern is the ultimate baboon. For all his bravado he is simply filth but the strength of his publicity apparatus is awesome .

**HorseVsPelican** · 03-06-2013, 08:22 PM

Died or retired?

I don't wish death upon someone who I don't know and entertained me for years even if he is currently boring.

**Hateman** · 03-06-2013, 08:33 PM

Artie should have invited him over so he could have stabbed him instead of himself

**Guts83** · 03-06-2013, 08:36 PM

Im assuming you mean carreer death instead of actual death. As angry as Howard has made me over the years, I could never wish death on him.

If he retired in 2006, Howard would have forever been immortalized as a champion of free speech. That is something that I think is worth way more than his contracts at Sirius. Unfortunately, He didnt see it that way. Instead, in his elder years, he decided to grab as many marbles as possible, completely ignoring everything and anything he said and did in the past.

If he retired by the end of his first contract, he probably still would have SOME of his reputation intact. After all, people are still know him for being "edgy" even though they A) havent listened to him in years or B) havent listened at all. Sure, there will be people like us that know just how much of a douchebag he's become, but then again, we would be labeled "haters"

I want him to replace Jimmy Fallon. I want him on AGT. Another reality show? Why not? If the first season of AGT is any indication of things to come, people will start to realize that Howard intentionally removed his own balls for the sake of appealing to the masses ( and for marbles. Always about the marbles) and is no longer funny.

Karma will eventually bite him in the ass. It may be a slow ride, but it has already begun. All we can do now is enjoy the ride.

**HowieStearn** · 03-06-2013, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Hateman

Artie should have invited him over so he could have stabbed him instead of himself

it takes a bro

**CowboyX** · 03-06-2013, 09:00 PM

I mean death.

**HowieStearn** · 03-06-2013, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by CowboyX

I mean death.

"Im assuming you meant actual death instead of carrier death."

**AGT Blows** · 03-06-2013, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by Hateman

Artie should have invited him over so he could have stabbed him instead of himself

/thread

**Quite Frankly** · 03-06-2013, 09:33 PM

He should have died "Long ago, in a galaxy Far Far Away"....what an absolute cunt hole he has proven himself to be....my sub just expired last week, the silence will be such a relief from this douchebaggery.

**HorseVsPelican** · 03-06-2013, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by CowboyX

I mean death.

Oh in that case you're a crazy person.

**Anfkid** · 03-06-2013, 09:45 PM

i love the balls that kid had to buy him a tombstone.

**check1** · 03-06-2013, 09:48 PM

I can't stand the vomit. That said...I think he should have 'retired' right after artie 'left'. That was pretty much the end.
Wishing death on people makes you as sick as Howeird.

**check1** · 03-06-2013, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Anfkid

i love the balls that kid had to buy him a tombstone.

That was most excellent. It freaked him out big time.

**peterfonda** · 03-07-2013, 01:54 AM

Howard could be around another 20 - 30 or even more. His parents are well into their 80s and are alive and well. I think Ben is 89 or 90. Howard has good aging genes.