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  1. 03-06-2013, 07:52 PM #1
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    what's your smell threshhold for eating pussy? (sfw)




    i can put up with some smell as long as it's just musty and not sour. i actually really feel like monching some musty puss right now.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.
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  2. 03-06-2013, 07:58 PM #2
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    Depends on how drunk I am.
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    fuck off, HAL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Depends on how drunk I am.
    This...definitely.
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    uh, zero smell.

    If I'm even starting to smell something, I'm outta there.
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    Anything short of green fog rolling out when they open their legs. Is ok with me I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Anything short of green fog rolling out when they open their legs. Is ok with me I think.
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    I never perform cuniligus, god didnt intend for our mouths to be on a girls woo hoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    uh, zero smell.

    If I'm even starting to smell something, I'm outta there.
    oh grow up.

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    I never perform cuniligus, god didnt intend for our mouths to be on a girls woo hoo
    you're missing out bro. ladies love it an it's a ton a fun to do.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.
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  9. 03-06-2013, 08:31 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    oh grow up.



    you're missing out bro. ladies love it an it's a ton a fun to do.
    It's just nasty, no way am I ever dong that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    I never perform cuniligus, god didnt intend for our mouths to be on a girls woo hoo
    I just mentioned what you said to my bf, he just started laughing and said that you're nuts.
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    I just mentioned what you said to my bf, he just started laughing and said that you're nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post


    Man, you have hooked up.with the wrong women.
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Man, you have hooked up.with the wrong women.
    He hasn't hooked up with any women, he likes the cawk!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Man, you have hooked up.with the wrong women.
    WUT?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    Neither do I.
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    Weird, right? I'm always like "please let me take a shower first!!"
    What you two uptight about? It would be our problem not yours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    What you two uptight about? It would be our problem not yours.
    i get it man. i don't want a lady going down on my if i know my dick and/or balls is funky.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    What you two uptight about? It would be our problem not yours.
    Not uptight at all, just like to be fresh. I guess we don't feel particularly sexy after a hard workout without a shower.
    Love the life you live
    Live the life you love ~ Bob Marley
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    What you two uptight about? It would be our problem not yours.
    Nothing, just like to be nice and clean for my guy.
    Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Thief!!!!!!
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hidden dragon View Post
    I just mentioned what you said to my bf, he just started laughing and said that you're nuts.
    Girls go pee pee from there! How gross!
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