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    My friend asked me to go snow shoeing with her today

    I told her to shove a snow shoe up her cunt. What a fucking dumbass activity. Who likes doing things in the snow anyway? Snow is cold and wet and shitty. People who go snow shoeing or skiing or snowboarding are all faggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I told her to shove a snow shoe up her cunt. What a fucking dumbass activity. Who likes doing things in the snow anyway? Snow is cold and wet and shitty. People who go snow shoeing or skiing or snowboarding are all faggots.
    i snowshoe and cross country sky and hike in the winter an once i did winter camping in a tent. manly men like me -- real outdoorsmen -- don't get all faggity about stuff like that. and then when we return to town, we pillage before showering and re-entering our refined metrosexual lifestyles.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by walleye View Post
    fat bike or just studded tires?
    you just don't turn it off.

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    chriza plays outdoorsman when he dresses up by ain't one in real life.

    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    fat bike or just studded tires?
    Studded

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    chriza plays outdoorsman when he dresses up by ain't one in real life.

    I hate cold
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