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  1. 03-06-2013, 07:47 PM #61
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    Slips, are you watching the Leafs game?
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  2. 03-06-2013, 07:48 PM #62
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Don't care. Still would eat them.
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    ok......still would eat them.
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
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  3. 03-06-2013, 07:51 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.

    One of your children didn't do as you wished?
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  4. 03-06-2013, 07:53 PM #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Can I have the gummi bears now?
    wait what kind are they

    I believe, technically, they are Schweddy Bears
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  5. 03-06-2013, 07:56 PM #65
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    Slip...you need to settle this, there is a huge demand for your gummi tit bears. Who here gets them?
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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  6. 03-06-2013, 07:58 PM #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Slip...you need to settle this, there is a huge demand for your gummi tit bears. Who here gets them?
    More importantly how much it would cost?
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  7. 03-06-2013, 07:59 PM #67
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    slippy, your brother keeps trying to eat my penis. i need to rub it all over your sweaty bewbs plz.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  8. 03-06-2013, 08:08 PM #68
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    If Slippy was my sister I'd make her a special batch of biscuits and "gravy" for breakfast to trade for those gummi bears.....
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  9. 03-06-2013, 08:22 PM #69
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    slippy, your brother keeps trying to eat my penis. i need to rub it all over your sweaty bewbs plz.
    Clever twist. The rest of us are begging for candy and you go right for the source!
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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  10. 03-06-2013, 08:44 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Would you be willing to sell your breast sweat covered gummi bears slips?
    Think you could get any money? They're all red ones. Those are my favorite.

    It would take a lot to convince me.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  11. 03-06-2013, 08:45 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    I would eat gummi bears out of your butthole. Truth.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  12. 03-06-2013, 08:45 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Think you could get any money? They're all red ones. Those are my favorite.

    It would take a lot to convince me.
    Define a lot.
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  13. 03-06-2013, 08:46 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Think you could get any money? They're all red ones. Those are my favorite.

    It would take a lot to convince me.
    How do you get just red gummi bears?
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  14. 03-06-2013, 08:48 PM #74
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    How do you get just red gummi bears?
    It's period blood.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache
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  15. 03-06-2013, 08:49 PM #75
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    my weird?
    slippy weird?
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  16. 03-06-2013, 08:50 PM #76
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    those suckers are gonna taste good now
    Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
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  17. 03-06-2013, 08:50 PM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Florida View Post
    slippy weird?
    Shouldn't you be at SFN bitching about people posting here?
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  18. 03-06-2013, 08:50 PM #78
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    Considering this guy walks around in front of you with his penis dangling, I don't think a little tit sweat is going to phase him in the least.

    You're going to have to step it up.
    Ask me anything.
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  19. 03-06-2013, 08:51 PM #79
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    slippy can you rub my penis all over your chest
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  20. 03-06-2013, 08:52 PM #80
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    It's period blood.
    Still would eat it.
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