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  1. 03-06-2013, 06:52 PM #1
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    I have something weird to admit.

    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Itzz Wednesday?
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Itzz Wednesday?
    dont ruin the thread with inside knowledge.
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    The straps on your bra dont work and you need sticky tits to keep it on.
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    your new PP finds the smell erotic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    your new PP finds the smell erotic?
    erotic and needy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
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    You are trying to date younger men?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markijuano View Post
    Kids acting up again
    ^This.

    The little buggers pissed her off, and she's quietly getting back at them...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    ^This.

    The little buggers pissed her off, and she's quietly getting back at them...
    oh shit. that's evil.
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    to keep someone from eating them?
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    to keep someone from eating them?
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.

    too funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    : winner :



    Derp...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    Honestly that would most likely not stop me from enjoying a gummi bear. Your brothers spit would scar me for life however. How are you slippers? Oh, and I would prefer one of the elusive twonies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.

    good. i thought we made an date and i forgot
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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