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    slippy's relationship with her brother gives me a major boner.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.

    good. i thought we made an date and i forgot
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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    I only wish that I had something to do with reality television because there is a show in there somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    what the god dam hell is going on over there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Air Florida View Post
    your weird?
    my weird?
    you just don't turn it off.

    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    Is your brother actually working and bringing in money, or is this just a stupid charity on your part?
    I was going to respond here, but then we scored and I lost all focus.

    remind me to reply later
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    That's the sexiest thing ever said on any message board in the history of message boards.
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    crack isn't funny

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    They always attack my family or call me a faggot or something.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.
    Don't care. Still would eat them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    ok......still would eat them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Don't care. Still would eat them.
    There is a line
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    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.
    Why didn't you put them up your pussy instead?

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    Maybe slips is shining up the jellybeans too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    There is a line
    Line differs for everybody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbaum View Post
    Maybe slips is shining up the jellybeans too?
    Close
    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Why didn't you put them up your pussy instead?
    This is a question that is valid.
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    crack isn't funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    They always attack my family or call me a faggot or something.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    This is a question that is valid.
    ^^THIS! If you put those in your pussy I would eat them for sure. If you have a yeast infection I could wind up with issues though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Line differs for everybody.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    Would you be willing to sell your breast sweat covered gummi bears slips?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    what the god dam hell is going on over there?
    I am wondering the same thing!

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