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    Damn! I was close...

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    I knew it was brother related

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    I don't know why you did it and don't care. I furiously masturbated to the image and that's all that matters.
    That's my next step if they keep eating my gummi bears.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    : winner :



    Derp...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    Itzz Wednesday?
    dont ruin the thread with inside knowledge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    Honestly that would most likely not stop me from enjoying a gummi bear. Your brothers spit would scar me for life however. How are you slippers? Oh, and I would prefer one of the elusive twonies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    Damn! I was close...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    I knew it was brother related
    He's just fuckin' evil, and living in my basement.

    You gotta try to out-evil them.

    I finally broke down and put a cooler in my room, to stop the beer theft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Your brother's gonna rub the rest on his nuts....i hope you know that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    your new PP finds the smell erotic?
    erotic and needy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    He's just fuckin' evil, and living in my basement.

    You gotta try to out-evil them.

    I finally broke down and put a cooler in my room, to stop the beer theft.



    i mean
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

  11. #31
    Is your brother actually working and bringing in money, or is this just a stupid charity on your part?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy View Post
    Your brother's gonna rub the rest on his nuts....i hope you know that.
    i'm so glad i'm an only child.

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    I think the question remains, why would YOU want to eat them after you've soaked them with your own sweat?

    When I sweat, I don't wipe a slice of bread over my skin and make a sandwich out of it
    Derka Derka Derka

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    Can I have the gummi bears now?


    wait what kind are they
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    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Can I have the gummi bears now?


    wait what kind are they
    I asked first fucker!
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAsiCkBoy View Post
    Your brother's gonna rub the rest on his nuts....i hope you know that.
    ya, you two are having sex & dont even know it. dont forget to stick his toothbrush up your twat
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    I asked first fucker!
    SHARE!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
    TEAM HAL CFO/ SECOND IN COMMAND

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    Nothin like some good titty sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Dover View Post
    I think the question remains, why would YOU want to eat them after you've soaked them with your own sweat?

    When I sweat, I don't wipe a slice of bread over my skin and make a sandwich out of it
    You're missing out
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    Lots of rooting is good

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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    i'm so glad i'm an only child.
    I can't imagine my life without my siblings, as much as they can drive me nuts, I would be lost without them

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