Do you like to urinate?

[Lucky Pierre]

Discuss.

[The Gas Face]

i love pissing in the shower

[Lucky Pierre]

i love pissing in the shower

True, but you have to pretend you don't do this around your wife though

[The Gas Face]

True, but you have to pretend you don't do this around your wife though

She knows I do it. I can't hide it.

[Ryan Lever]

i love pissing in the shower

[Napoleon V]

i find pretty much every release of organic material from the body to be pleasurable

[Spazzmatazz]

At my age, it beats the fuck outta the alternative.

[Markijuano]

Nothing beats pissing on a tree

[Lucky Pierre]

Nothing beats pissing on a tree

Why?

You're paranoid someone is watching you or about to come upon you which makes you rush and most likely piss on your hands or a little in your pants as you're zipping up.

This clip sums it up perfectly:

[HeinousMark]

Why?

You're paranoid someone is watching you or about to come upon you which makes you rush and most likely piss on your hands or a little in your pants as you're zipping up.

This clip sums it up perfectly:

I think he means pissing in the woods, at peace with Mother Nature and free of the strains and stress of society.....It's a beautiful thing....

[Markijuano]

Why?

You're paranoid someone is watching you or about to come upon you which makes you rush and most likely piss on your hands or a little in your pants as you're zipping up.

This clip sums it up perfectly:

Nothing of the sort. It takes back to the most primal instinct to let niggas know the big dog was there

[Schmoopy]

[HeinousMark]

As long as the time/place is not unfortunate, yes. What really feels great is when you'rve had to hold it in for whatever reason, and then you finally get to pee, hard stream, for like 5 minutes straight...

[Lucky Pierre]

As long as the time/place is not unfortunate, yes. What really feels great is when you'rve had to hold it in for whatever reason, and then you finally get to pee, hard stream, for like 5 minutes straight...

I like to lean against something when that happens, especially when I'm super tired like in the middle of the night

[HeinousMark]

I like to lean against something when that happens, especially when I'm super tired like in the middle of the night

Fuck that I just sit in the middle of the night. It doesn't really mean you're a woman, and you don't risk pissing on the wall or something because you're asleep

[Lucky Pierre]

Fuck that I just sit in the middle of the night. It doesn't really mean you're a woman, and you don't risk pissing on the wall or something because you're asleep

Perhaps, but you would never have dreamed of sitting down to piss when you were in your 20s, no matter how tired.

[HeinousMark]

Perhaps, but you would never have dreamed of sitting down to piss when you were in your 20s, no matter how tired.

If I was 1/4 as cool as I thought I was in my 20's, I'd be a bad muther-fucker....

[ohmicah]

Fuck that I just sit in the middle of the night. It doesn't really mean you're a woman, and you don't risk pissing on the wall or something because you're asleep

It means you're not a stand up guy and 1/2 a woman. That's where the term 'stand up guy' comes from.

A guy at work announced that he pissed sitting down at night and we didn't let him forget it.

Men stand up to piss unless they are injured. Period.

[HeinousMark]

It means you're not a stand up guy and 1/2 a woman. That's where the term 'stand up guy' comes from.

A guy at work announced that he pissed sitting down at night and we didn't let him forget it.

Men stand up to piss unless they are injured. Period.

You're so butch I bet you even stand up to shit...

[Dream Theater]

Pissing outside is almost always enjoyable.