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    I have something weird to admit.

    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Itzz Wednesday?
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
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    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    They keep off mosquitoes
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Stompin' Tom Connors is dead


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    The straps on your bra dont work and you need sticky tits to keep it on.

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    your new PP finds the smell erotic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    You are trying to date younger men?

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    Kids acting up again

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    to keep someone from eating them?
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    I don't want the Loony....can I have the boobed up Gummi bears?
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I just wiped half a container of gummi bears on my boobs and all over my sweaty chest, and put them back into the container.

    Give you a shiny loonie if you can guess why.

    did you use it to pick lint off your body cuz you were rolling around in whatever has lint on it and gummies are sticky?

    if not, would you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markijuano View Post
    Kids acting up again
    ^This.

    The little buggers pissed her off, and she's quietly getting back at them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    ^This.

    The little buggers pissed her off, and she's quietly getting back at them...
    oh shit. that's evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    to keep someone from eating them?
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    I don't know why you did it and don't care. I furiously masturbated to the image and that's all that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    did you use it to pick lint off your body cuz you were rolling around in whatever has lint on it and gummies are sticky?

    if not, would you?
    No.

    Yes.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Guess #2: You have a ton of blackheads surrounding your little nips and gummy bears have a similay tackiness to that of deep cleansing pore strip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I don't know the code for the damn emoticon that says "ding ding ding! we have a winner!" - but you win!!!!!

    Anybody that eats my damn gummi bears from now on will enjoy my breast sweat. Damn thiefs.

    My brother grabbed a handful, and spit on them as I tried to take them back. So I rubbed the rest on my tits and told him to help himself from now on.

    too funny.

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