Who were you sucking when you got them?
I got a scare once, but I was clean.
Thank the fuck christ.
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".
Sigh.
I'm eatin my peanut butter sandwiches with three different shirts.
One pinstripe, one plaid...
One that makes me wake up with scissors mad.
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