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    Lever

    G. Gordon Liddy used to be afraid of rats.

    So he ate one.

    Now he's not afraid of rats.

    Get it?

    Eat a rat
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Big fucking deal Lever, I have fears of going back to work after a nice relaxing weekend. Your weekend has lasted half your life right? You should be excited to do something productive for once. Maybe you will find a new Mrs. Lever and have many children. At the very least, I'm sure any midget will let you suck their cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ohmicah View Post
    Avoid bringing up Stern or Don Cherry.
    Grapes?
    "there's no one you can save that can't be saved"

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    I never thought Clutch breaking his wigger character would get checked off of my sig list before Lever getting a job.
    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    What happens if no one hires you? Do you get to continue receiving welfare?
    OMG you are still here!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyless Chuck View Post
    Big fucking deal Lever, I have fears of going back to work after a nice relaxing weekend. Your weekend has lasted half your life right? You should be excited to do something productive for once. Maybe you will find a new Mrs. Lever and have many children. At the very least, I'm sure any midget will let you suck their cock.
    I would never suck a midgets penis

  7. #47
    Lever, I'm kind of short on my phone bill this month. Can you lend me $10?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Lever, I'm kind of short on my phone bill this month. Can you lend me $10?
    I only have 10 cents

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    What is the minimum wage in Canada, Ryan?

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    Join the Canadian military.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mur View Post
    Join the Canadian military.
    Then I would die

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    lever, is your father a scared little twat as well? he must be if he's the one who taught you how to be a man. and what kind of father watches their 35 year old son sit on his ass, collect welfare, do dope and neglect their child? the least that cocksucker could do is buy his son a nicer, used couch bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Then I would die
    there's probably a lower mortality rate for canadian military members than citizens
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    You should become a fisherman, Ryan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    I will start by explaining how minimum wage is not something I enjoy working for.
    Because you're clearly worth much more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackened View Post
    lever, is your father a scared little twat as well? he must be if he's the one who taught you how to be a man. and what kind of father watches their 35 year old son sit on his ass, collect welfare, do dope and neglect their child? the least that cocksucker could do is buy his son a nicer, used couch bed
    Attacking my parents now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Attacking my parents now?
    er, your parenting, to be precise. although, tbh, you're a little old to play that card
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Like the great all knowing Master Blaster said

    "Don't think. DOOO!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Then people will think I am weird and stuck up. I will start by explaining how minimum wage is not something I enjoy working for. Then the next day I will be fired.
    Isn't minimum wage up there 13.50 an hour? What the fuck are you expecting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Attacking my parents now?
    is the vagrant farm worker so broke that he can't spare $50 to buy his son a slightly used couch-bed? is he a 100 lb weakling with low intelligence and rotten teeth, or do you get that from your moms?

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