Where's Bye You! in the mornings?

[Dick Gozinya]

she's not a veterinarian

[Dick Gozinya]

Yes, but I prefer to mainline tequila.

Intravenous vodka here, it is.

[ELMACO510]

marital duties?

All of the above. I'm at work, eating a bagel and posting on the Saloon.

And even with all his $, I would never take Howard as a patient. I get the feeling he dictates treatment. I mean, no dentist with sight would do that to him.

In more detail, please describe your "marital duties".