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  1. 03-05-2013, 08:28 PM #1
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    I had an epiphany the other day.

    I went to use a public men's room and walked past a long line of women waiting on line to get into the ladies room.

    It occurred to me whilst I was filling the urinal with my pee that having a penis is like EZPass.

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  2. 03-05-2013, 08:32 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin
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  4. 03-05-2013, 08:33 PM #4
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    where was this public restroom you speak of?
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    Bro, you are just now figuring this out?



    With my penis, the whole world is my toilet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    where was this public restroom you speak of?
    why does that matter?
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  7. 03-05-2013, 08:36 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Bro, you are just now figuring this out?



    With my penis, the whole world is my toilet.
    I've obviously known this for most of my life, but I just made the EZPass observation the other day.
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  8. 03-05-2013, 08:36 PM #8
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    Hey.

    Why did Blue Fisher take the name Jack-A-Roe over here?

    No one gives no fucks about some burnout Grateful Dead shit over here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    I went to use a public men's room and walked past a long line of women waiting on line to get into the ladies room.

    It occurred to me whilst I was filling the urinal with my pee that having a penis is like EZPass.

    No doubt. Can you just imagine what it would be like for women if they had to deal with the pee trough at a ball game or something?
    Ask me anything.
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    wait a minute, is Jack-A-Roe trying to find out what public restroom I use?
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    which reminds me of the time in '83 while working at a casino in Atlantic City,late one morning i'm the bathroom at a urinal,no one else is in there,the door opens and in comes a cocktail waitress i know.i say to her,"this is the men's room".she says,"hey i know, but there is a line at the ladies room,do you mind" ? i say no.
    she goes in a stall and doesn't even close the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    which reminds me of the time in '83 while working at a casino in Atlantic City,late one morning i'm the bathroom at a urinal,no one else is in there,the door opens and in comes a cocktail waitress i know.i say to her,"this is the men's room".she says,"hey i know, but there is a line at the ladies room,do you mind" ? i say no.
    she goes in a stall and doesn't even close the door.
    that's crazy man
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    the not closing the door part I mean. women using the men's room is no big deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    why does that matter?
    because I dont see lines for restrooms, but then again I never leave my house unless its for work... I need to go out more
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    Cocktail waitress is a pretty funny name when you break it down.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
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    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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    I don't recommend 'EZ passing' in this public restroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    because I dont see lines for restrooms, but then again I never leave my house unless its for work... I need to go out more
    it was in this very small and crowded airport

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    the not closing the door part I mean. women using the men's room is no big deal.
    thank god she just took a piss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    I've obviously known this for most of my life, but I just made the EZPass observation the other day.
    In the nightclubs here the women line up for the stalls in the mens rooms. You get to walk past them all and go right up to the urinal and whip it out and go Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, zip up and walk out without washing your hands.
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