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    $$$ Official 2013 AGT Season Premiere Viewing Thread $$$

    Let's find a superstar!




    This may have to be bumped a couple times.
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    Current odds:

    Water-skiing squirrel = 100 to 1
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    Emily Stern should audition.
    My comments are based on my opinion only.

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    Howard re-signs with AGT...


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevhorn View Post
    Is that a Sylvania?
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    You know what's not returning to AGT? 40% of it's viewership.

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    America has immigrants who have talent


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarfo View Post
    You know what's not returning to AGT? 40% of it's viewership.

    my god i cannot wait for lower ratings next year


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    Quote Originally Posted by Douchebag 007 View Post
    my god i cannot wait for lower ratings next year

    Such a waste of good food.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fccstandards View Post
    Such a waste of good food.

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    My name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

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    and that guy went on to a $200 payday from Ronnie's block party! talk about a massive climb up the ladder of showbiz!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Douchebag 007 View Post
    and that guy went on to a $200 payday from Ronnie's block party! talk about a massive climb up the ladder of showbiz!

    Superstar!
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    A STAR is born



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    His skin looks like a rubber mask
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