I just say shut the fuck up and bend over.

I just say shut the fuck up and bend over.
My boys ever tried that line with me..............they'd be eating a lot of food with mom-snot, and dingleberries in it from my underpants.
I'd tell them a day after they mouthed off to me.
"know what, boy? Your goddamn mouth smells like snot and shit."
Whether I actually did it or not would be irrelevant. They'd always wonder with each bite.![]()
There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump the oil the gasoline and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.
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You can simply break wind, and you'll clear the room without saying a word
You want to know what's weird? If somebody axed me, do you know "Smell Muhfinger," I'd have to say yes.![]()
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