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    I just say shut the fuck up and bend over.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    Go to your room, Mom!
    My boys ever tried that line with me..............they'd be eating a lot of food with mom-snot, and dingleberries in it from my underpants.

    I'd tell them a day after they mouthed off to me.

    "know what, boy? Your goddamn mouth smells like snot and shit."

    Whether I actually did it or not would be irrelevant. They'd always wonder with each bite.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I just say shut the fuck up and bend over.
    Did someone mention my name?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    "Just turn around and walk. Right now. Walk away. Shut your mouth. For both of our safety, and any chance for this relationship."

    "Just turn around, and walk away".

    Anybody? I rather think it's just a polite thing to say sometimes. Especially if you love the person, and don't really want to lose or kill them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger View Post
    Jesus H. Christ, Esq.


    At least I'm honest.

    I give the fellow, or person, a chance.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    "Just turn around and walk. Right now. Walk away. Shut your mouth. For both of our safety, and any chance for this relationship."

    "Just turn around, and walk away".


    These sound like the last words before a murder suicide

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    There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump the oil the gasoline and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.


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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    These sound like the last words before a murder suicide
    I'm far too egotistical to kill myself.

    You are open game.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    "Just turn around and walk. Right now. Walk away. Shut your mouth. For both of our safety, and any chance for this relationship."

    "Just turn around, and walk away".

    Anybody? I rather think it's just a polite thing to say sometimes. Especially if you love the person, and don't really want to lose or kill them.
    i usually just take the initiative, myself, to walk away when i think walking away needs to be done.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i usually just take the initiative, myself, to walk away when i think walking away needs to be done.
    This is why we'd make a good couple.

    If I didn't know your affinity for nikkerz.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    You can simply break wind, and you'll clear the room without saying a word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I'm far too egotistical to kill myself.

    You are open game.
    I wasn't referring to you specifically. And I would never kill myself with one of my many "assault gun" weapons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    You can simply break wind, and you'll clear the room without saying a word
    You guys are the worst!!!!!!!!!!!! But guaranteed I'm done talking, or breathing in!
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    There has been too much violence, too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me the pump the oil the gasoline and the whole compound, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away. I will give you safe passage in the Wasteland. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    At least I'm honest.

    I give the fellow, or person, a chance.
    Punch the motherfucker in the throat, then run away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Well, I gotta ask then: "chill" or not, we're all humans. You have GOT to get frustrated as hell with him sometimes. And I bet sometimes the guy keeps yapping.

    What do YOU say?

    I'm wide open on any other way to deal with shit. I just find that "walking away" and "cooling down" is usually most helpful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    "Just turn around and walk. Right now. Walk away. Shut your mouth. For both of our safety, and any chance for this relationship."

    "Just turn around, and walk away".

    Anybody? I rather think it's just a polite thing to say sometimes. Especially if you love the person, and don't really want to lose or kill them.

    I can't Imagine being that angry and talking that way to someone I love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Awwwwwwww hell. Getting physical is something very, very different.

    I only dealt with that once in life.

    It was rough.

    I was addressing "normal" life shit. This attitude/behavior is normal. "Walk away, stop talking".

    Truthfully, I can likely hurt somebody way more with my words, than my ex-husband ever did with his fists. And you have to realize that, and make sure you don't do it.

    Hence: "walk away" - before I say something so hurtful, you won't be able to forgive me
    That's better. I was worried for a minute.

    I think it's actually mature that while a person is in the midst of an emotionally charged screaming match they'd have the presence of mind to know both parties just need to STOP and calm down before things go too far.

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    You want to know what's weird? If somebody axed me, do you know "Smell Muhfinger," I'd have to say yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Awwwwwwww hell. Getting physical is something very, very different.

    I only dealt with that once in life.

    It was rough.

    I was addressing "normal" life shit. This attitude/behavior is normal. "Walk away, stop talking".

    Truthfully, I can likely hurt somebody way more with my words, than my ex-husband ever did with his fists. And you have to realize that, and make sure you don't do it.

    Hence: "walk away" - before I say something so hurtful, you won't be able to forgive me
    I'm the same. I can say some pretty hateful shit if my guy pushes my buttons.

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