about ten years ago in Dallas, they arrested what was tagged "The Dookie Man" in one newspaper. Dude worked in the bakery at a local FiestaMart, and he was drying his turds out, grinding them to powder, and sprinkling it in donuts and stuff. Somehow, they also discovered he'd been going to the public library and smearing his shit on books. (SRSLY SRS)
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