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    What Are Your Thoughts On Wiping Your Ass With A Sock?

    Have any of you found yourself in this type of situation?
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    What age did you start wiping your ass with socks?
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    I only used a sock when I ran out of ass wipe.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    Have any of you found yourself in this type of situation?
    I have been in that situation but didnt even think to use a sock

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    Is it a clean sock beforehand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    Is it a clean sock?
    Oh Jesus
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    I had a friend who used ATM receipts from his wallet one time, emergency situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Oh Jesus
    Well if it was a dirty sock that would be gross! Proper hygiene is a must!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    I had a friend who used ATM receipts from his wallet one time, emergency situation.
    Had to be very uncomfortable
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    crack isn't funny
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    omg this is crazy only because a friend of my girlfriend's told her the other day that she is constantly buying her boyfriend socks because he travels a lot on the road and he is constantly taking shits on the side of the road and wiping his ass with socks and leaving them there on the side of the road.

    what kind of gross fucker wipes his ass with socks? if it happens once in a emergency...maybe that's ok. maybe. but more than once and you don't carry tp with you, you just enjoy wiping your ass with socks.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    omg this is crazy only because a friend of my girlfriend's told her the other day that she is constantly buying her boyfriend socks because he travels a lot on the road and he is constantly taking shits on the side of the road and wiping his ass with socks and leaving them there on the side of the road.

    what kind of gross fucker wipes his ass with socks? if it happens once in a emergency...maybe that's ok. maybe. but more than once and you don't carry tp with you, you just enjoy wiping your ass with socks.
    rich people problems
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    omg this is crazy only because a friend of my girlfriend's told her the other day that she is constantly buying her boyfriend socks because he travels a lot on the road and he is constantly taking shits on the side of the road and wiping his ass with socks and leaving them there on the side of the road.

    what kind of gross fucker wipes his ass with socks? if it happens once in a emergency...maybe that's ok. maybe. but more than once and you don't carry tp with you, you just enjoy wiping your ass with socks.
    This friend of yours is a habitual sock ass wiper.
    He needs a roll of tp in his trunk at all times.
    Please tell him to stop the madness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    rich people problems
    i think he might be poor, so this is a poor people problems. he sells tires or something like that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    This friend of yours is a habitual sock ass wiper.
    He needs a roll of tp in his trunk at all times.
    Please tell him to stop the madness.
    he does need to keep tp in his trunk all the time.
    he's not my friend.
    i wouldn't friend someone who is a ass wiper with sock.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    one time out in the woods had to use leaves
    not funny not fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    one time out in the woods had to use leaves
    not funny not fun
    One thing to add in your survial kit in the car is always Tp.
    If you're in someone elses car pray that nature doesn't call or if they're really a friend they will loan you their shirt.
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    crack isn't funny
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    I did it once when I was a teenager. It was either use the sock or walk around with a shitty ass. Seemed like a no brainier

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    I wiped my ass on my wife's cat.

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    i'd just scoot my butt along the ground like a dog does when it has worms.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiva View Post
    I wiped my ass on my wife's cat.
    As long as it didn't have fleas that was a brilliant move.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    sure, why not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    sure, why not?
    Lever thinks that too so it must be a Canadian thing :
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    crack isn't funny
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