What Are Your Thoughts On Wiping Your Ass With A Sock?

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Hateman

I use my friends tongue. It's like a bidet

We expect that kinda thing from you fruity

**Hateman** · 03-05-2013, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by double blizz

we expect that kinda thing from you fruity

dx > nwo

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 01:40 PM

Originally Posted by Hateman

dx > nwo

ok

**Babs** · 03-05-2013, 02:03 PM

Women>men we always have tissues in our purse.

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by Babs

Women>men we always have tissues in our purse.

Don't speak for all women.
Some are worse pigs than us.

**ralphberries** · 03-05-2013, 02:21 PM

I did it once of a fly in fishing trip in Canada.Out in the middle of nowhere.When I got back to camp a few people asked why I was wearing only one sock.I told them what I did and they still call me "chief one sock" to this day.You gotta do what ya gotta do sometimes.

**Reggae Mistress** · 03-05-2013, 02:27 PM

I always carry a pack of cottonelle toilets wipes in my purse, and an extra pack in the glove compartment

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by ralphberries

I did it once of a fly in fishing trip in Canada.Out in the middle of nowhere.When I got back to camp a few people asked why I was wearing only one sock.I told them what I did and they still call me "chief one sock" to this day.You gotta do what ya gotta do sometimes.

The difference with your story and Lever's was you were out in nature.
He was in his home.

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress

I always carry a pack of cottonelle toilets wipes in my purse, and an extra pack in the glove compartment

Classy broad right here folks

**Babs** · 03-05-2013, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Double Blizz

Don't speak for all women.
Some are worse pigs than us.

Sadly this is true, but the odds of a woman having tissues in her purse are higher than a guy having them in his wallet.

**Skyway** · 03-05-2013, 02:39 PM

It's best to wear long tube socks. More material to wipe with.

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Skyway

It's best to wear long tube socks. More material to wipe with.

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Babs

Sadly this is true, but the odds of a woman having tissues in her purse are higher than a guy having them in his wallet.

We have condoms,cash,credit cards in the wallet the least you broads could do is provide the TP in your purse.

**Babs** · 03-05-2013, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Double Blizz

We have condoms,cash,credit cards in the wallet the least you broads could do is provide the TP in your purse.

Condom sized.

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by Babs

Condom sized.

pretty ingenious idea.
I may get some

**HeinousMark** · 03-05-2013, 03:51 PM

During periods of extreme poverty, I used to go to fast food places and order off the dollar menu, and grab a 4 or 5 inch stack of nakkins on the way out...

**Capn Crud** · 03-05-2013, 04:21 PM

I have elite sphincter control. I have never found myself in a situation where TP was not avaliable.

**Double Blizz** · 03-05-2013, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by HeinousMark

During periods of extreme poverty, I used to go to fast food places and order off the dollar menu, and grab a 4 or 5 inch stack of nakkins on the way out...

Very thrifty.
I respect your hustle sir.