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    Beth Ostrosky Stern Who Wore It Best? Compilation

    #1 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Kelly Rutherford





    #2 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Heather Graham





    #3 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Reese Witherspoon




    #4 Rachel Zoe vs Beth Ostrosky Stern




    #5 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Alicia Keys vs Lisa G




    #6 Cynthia Lamontagne vs Beth Ostrosky Stern




    #7 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Lisa Rinna




    #8 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Heather Graham vs Kristin Cavallari vs Heidi Pratt




    #9 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Victoria Duffy




    #10 Julianne Moore vs Audrey Marnay vs Rihanna v Gwyneth Paltrow vs Beth Ostrosky Stern


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    #11 Kristen Stewart vs Beth Ostrosky Stern




    #12 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Becki Newton vs Kylie Minogue





    #13 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Kim Kardashian





    #14 Heidi Klum vs Beth Ostrosky Stern




    #15 Maggie Rizer vs Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Laura Linney




    #16 Leighton Meester vs Beth Ostrosky Stern





    #17 Kim Kardashian vs Beth Ostrosky Stern





    #18 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Katherine Heigl



    #19 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Penelope Cruz




    #20 Halle Berry vs Beth Ostrosky Stern


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    Look at fucking Heidi Klum compared to Beth... haha yea Howard Beth's a model

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    #21 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Unknown Model


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    Thanks for putting that together.
    Too bad we can't get those in proportion. So we see the actual size of the women involved. The one with Halle Berry would be comical. I suppose Beth pulls off most of the dresses in the photos. But Lisa G wearing it betting is funny. The one pic with Beth holding the magazines and looking up, is that a Howard pic? It has the same Howard signature blurring going one. The pose and photography in that one is horrible.

    Oh yeah, Beth has a huge fucking mouth.
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    I never chose Beth

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    Is it just me, or does Beff sometimes look like "Junior" from Problem Child?




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    Who wore it best Beth or the Cowardly Lion

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    She looks really good in photo #1, but it's all down hill after that.

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    No way in hell is it a coincidence that Beth is in so many of these. She must study the fashion/gossip rags and run out and buy every dress she sees a real celebrity wear. Her desperate need for attention gets more pathetic every day.

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    when she is put next to an attractive woman, her oddities really show...the elongated head, poor posture, oversized hoofs and mitts

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    It's ridiculous that anyone would believe she was ever a real model. She's way too clumsy, her features are out of proportion, and the bad posture just makes it worse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tv910 View Post
    No way in hell is it a coincidence that Beth is in so many of these. She must study the fashion/gossip rags and run out and buy every dress she sees a real celebrity wear. Her desperate need for attention gets more pathetic every day.
    I'd love to know the total cost of this; not just the outfits, but also the fees to get her side-by-side with a "(more) real" celeb/model.

    Then I'd like to take that number and bring it to the highest-end call-girl service known to man, and find out exactly how much sex and with who that money would have gotten him.

    All that $$$ and no blowies.

    And if you ain't gettin' blown you sure as hell ain't getttin' the butt, either.

    He's getting as much sex out of Beth as Sirius is getting comedy out of Howard.
    "I heard you're.............really....................sick" - devoted wife Beth Ostrosky, to her husband, H. Allen Stern

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    Nice job! I haven't seen some of these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tv910 View Post
    No way in hell is it a coincidence that Beth is in so many of these. She must study the fashion/gossip rags and run out and buy every dress she sees a real celebrity wear. Her desperate need for attention gets more pathetic every day.
    Not all of them are official comparisons. As far as I could tell, the following are exclusive to this thread.

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    #6 Cynthia Lamontagne vs Beth Ostrosky Stern





    #8 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Heather Graham vs Kristin Cavallari vs Heidi Pratt


    Quote Originally Posted by Franklin View Post
    #11 Kristen Stewart vs Beth Ostrosky Stern





    #13 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Kim Kardashian



    Quote Originally Posted by Franklin View Post
    #21 Beth Ostrosky Stern vs Unknown Model


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    Does she do that damn 'knee out' pose in every picture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boomer View Post
    Does she do that damn 'knee out' pose in every picture?
    That's how you know she's a serious officoe modoe.

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    great thread!

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    Hahahahaha! Fascinating, Franklin!!!!!
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