What Are Your Thoughts On Wiping Your Ass With A Sock?

[Double Blizz]

Have any of you found yourself in this type of situation?

What age did you start wiping your ass with socks?

I only used a sock when I ran out of ass wipe.

[Johnnykstaint]

Have any of you found yourself in this type of situation?

I have been in that situation but didnt even think to use a sock

[Teeney]

Is it a clean sock beforehand?

[Chriza]

Is it a clean sock?

Oh Jesus

[BrulesRules]

I had a friend who used ATM receipts from his wallet one time, emergency situation.

[Teeney]

Oh Jesus

Well if it was a dirty sock that would be gross! Proper hygiene is a must!

[Double Blizz]

I had a friend who used ATM receipts from his wallet one time, emergency situation.

Had to be very uncomfortable

[dinkus mayhem]

omg this is crazy only because a friend of my girlfriend's told her the other day that she is constantly buying her boyfriend socks because he travels a lot on the road and he is constantly taking shits on the side of the road and wiping his ass with socks and leaving them there on the side of the road.

what kind of gross fucker wipes his ass with socks? if it happens once in a emergency...maybe that's ok. maybe. but more than once and you don't carry tp with you, you just enjoy wiping your ass with socks.

[BrulesRules]

omg this is crazy only because a friend of my girlfriend's told her the other day that she is constantly buying her boyfriend socks because he travels a lot on the road and he is constantly taking shits on the side of the road and wiping his ass with socks and leaving them there on the side of the road.

what kind of gross fucker wipes his ass with socks? if it happens once in a emergency...maybe that's ok. maybe. but more than once and you don't carry tp with you, you just enjoy wiping your ass with socks.

rich people problems

[Double Blizz]

omg this is crazy only because a friend of my girlfriend's told her the other day that she is constantly buying her boyfriend socks because he travels a lot on the road and he is constantly taking shits on the side of the road and wiping his ass with socks and leaving them there on the side of the road.

what kind of gross fucker wipes his ass with socks? if it happens once in a emergency...maybe that's ok. maybe. but more than once and you don't carry tp with you, you just enjoy wiping your ass with socks.

This friend of yours is a habitual sock ass wiper.
He needs a roll of tp in his trunk at all times.
Please tell him to stop the madness.

[dinkus mayhem]

rich people problems

i think he might be poor, so this is a poor people problems. he sells tires or something like that.

This friend of yours is a habitual sock ass wiper.
He needs a roll of tp in his trunk at all times.
Please tell him to stop the madness.

he does need to keep tp in his trunk all the time.
he's not my friend.
i wouldn't friend someone who is a ass wiper with sock.

[Gomez]

one time out in the woods had to use leaves
not funny not fun

[Double Blizz]

one time out in the woods had to use leaves
not funny not fun

One thing to add in your survial kit in the car is always Tp.
If you're in someone elses car pray that nature doesn't call or if they're really a friend they will loan you their shirt.

[Gwarn1]

I did it once when I was a teenager. It was either use the sock or walk around with a shitty ass. Seemed like a no brainier

[Chiva]

I wiped my ass on my wife's cat.

[dinkus mayhem]

i'd just scoot my butt along the ground like a dog does when it has worms.

[Double Blizz]

I wiped my ass on my wife's cat.

As long as it didn't have fleas that was a brilliant move.

[nazdrowie]

sure, why not?

[Double Blizz]

sure, why not?

Lever thinks that too so it must be a Canadian thing :

[Hateman]

I use my friends tongue. It's like a bidet