This is still classier than Beth's wedding dress

[bobtraw]

[nicksgt]

can i smell yo dick?

[GaryPuppet]

Nice ass.

[crazypreacher]

Thongs are nice.

[blottomsup]

No, not classier.

*This post should not be misinterpreted as an endorsement of Beth's wedding dress.

[DaBUU]

Both look whorish to me

[AliAdams]

This is for the wedding night.

[Dick Gozinya]

Hey Bye... had Monk asked, would you have donned this one?

[HS Cult Leader]

Funny, Howard was actually proud of Beth and never realized what a whore she was.


Would you walk the aisle with your friends and family watching if your woman showed up dressed like this?

[itpdude]

Hah, no. Beth's dress was horrible. Classless.

But the one above is even worse.

This isn't an endorsement of Horsey.

[Beth143nacho]

It might not rate lower than a tie with Beth on the class scale, but they all wore them better than beth

[killallposers]

Funny, Howard was actually proud of Beth and never realized what a whore she was.


Would you walk the aisle with your friends and family watching if your woman showed up dressed like this?

[bobtraw]

What is that scary line going down that pregnant black bride's belly?

[Anfkid]

remember howard trying to justify beth's dress after all the criticism. how he hates flowing dresses that make you look like old school marms.

well she looked like a fucking prostitute. he's such a deluded tasteless new money slob.

[Missypooh RN]

What is that scary line going down that pregnant black bride's belly?

I'm not making this up.... it's called a linea negra...it develops in pregnancy, where the abdominal muscles are separating with the growing fetus in utero... darker people tend to get darker pigmentation.


Linea nigra (Latin for "black line") is a dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen during about three quarters of all pregnancies.^[1] The brownish streak is usually about a centimeter in width. The line runs vertically along the midline of the abdomen from the pubis to the umbilicus, but can also run from the pubis to the top of the abdomen.^[2] Linea nigra is due to increased melanocyte-stimulating hormone made by the placenta,^[3] which also causes melasma and darkened nipples. Fair-skinned women show this phenomenon less often than women with darker pigmentation.^{[citation needed]} Before it appears it may be more faintly visible as a white line

I SWEAR I didn't make up that name.

[Yomama]

can someone please post a picture of Beth's hooker wedding dress.

it was Epic !

That dress made it very clear what Howard was buying -

[Anfkid]

can someone please post a picture of Beth's hooker wedding dress.

it was Epic !

That dress made it very clear what Howard was buying -

[Yomama]

thanks Anfkid !

It's not just slutty - it's CHEAP looking. So amateurish design -wise.

Howard's poor kids must have been so humiliated

[Missypooh RN]

thanks Anfkid !

It's not just slutty - it's CHEAP looking. So amateurish design -wise.

Howard's poor kids must have been so humiliated

Just awful....

[DaBUU]

I'm not making this up.... it's called a linea negra...it develops in pregnancy, where the abdominal muscles are separating with the growing fetus in utero... darker people tend to get darker pigmentation.


Linea nigra (Latin for "black line") is a dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen during about three quarters of all pregnancies.^[1] The brownish streak is usually about a centimeter in width. The line runs vertically along the midline of the abdomen from the pubis to the umbilicus, but can also run from the pubis to the top of the abdomen.^[2] Linea nigra is due to increased melanocyte-stimulating hormone made by the placenta,^[3] which also causes melasma and darkened nipples. Fair-skinned women show this phenomenon less often than women with darker pigmentation.^{[citation needed]} Before it appears it may be more faintly visible as a white line

I SWEAR I didn't make up that name.

Unintentionally hilarious.