Will Heidi be the first Supermodel to have sex with a Pelican and a Seal.
I thought it was another promo for AMC's The Walking Dead!![]()
Thank Obama

What a great advertisement for John Varvatos.
20-foot-long scarfs and black trenchcoats will be the must-have look of the summer.

It gets better.
Photoshoppers, on your marks...
Howard Stern: We were just taking pictures. I'm practicing, I'm learning how to work my camera. So I took some and she said "Submit them to Hampton's Magazine, so it's very nice. But the problem is, if I known it was a cover...
Oh, and to prove that photo wasn't photoshopped, here's where I got that photo.
It was shot by a teenage girl.
http://web.stagram.com/n/yaya_cute95/
Scary cosmetic surgery...you can see the outline of his chin implant and it's obvious he's dying his wig black.
Is he fucking spray tanning now? He looks like a carrot with a wig on it.
Omg, this picture really has everything...the wig...the teeth...the plastic surgery...the douchey black outfit. I used to be a fan of this guy?
I finally made the switch to O and A recently and I can't believe it took me so long. They actually talk about shit men care about and make relevant pop culture references. It's not nearly as good as Stern was in his prime, but it's better than nothing.


He and Beth are addicted to botox and plastic surgery. He makes Bruce Jenner look normal.
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