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    Should I call 911, or just drive myself to Urgent Care?!

    I just touched the baking sheet with the finger tip of my right hand ring finger. The very, very tippy part of the finger.


    It is hurting like a sonofabitch. I'm dialing 911.
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    omg im hope you are ok dave

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    get Dawg to give you some rep points, that should make it feel better

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    walk it off dick
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    stick it up your butt for an hour

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    Call 911 for that. They have a special ambulance for cases like yours:

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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    why'd you do that, Dave?

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    why'd you do that, Dave?
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    this kid saw someone get kicked in the penis.

    you just don't turn it off.

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    How stoned are you, Dave?
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Just cut it off at the knuckle. You will be just fine.

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    It will probably fall off soon anyways. WGAS.

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    Walk it off until you feel the attention whore signs go away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Call 911 for that. They have a special ambulance for cases like yours:


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    call your cardiologist


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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    why'd you do that, Dave?
    "why come you did that Dave?" is the preferred vernacular

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    OK.

    I seemed to have calmed myself down now. 911 just hung up on me.

    The pain is stating to subside, I think I might be able to tough it out. I don't think I should be driving.


    And my Highness had nothing to do with this ACCIDENT. I had the oven mitt folded over, and wasn't paying attention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I just touched the baking sheet with the finger tip of my right hand ring finger. The very, very tippy part of the finger.


    It is hurting like a sonofabitch. I'm dialing 911.
    No offense but you're being a baby. I opened a pot of soup and the steam burned the skin off my arm. It blistered and was incredibly painful but I just iced it, took some tylenol, applied antibiotic ointment and wrapped it for a couple weeks and it healed beautifully. No scar at all and it was pretty bad for weeks. Man up Dave.

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