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    Should I call 911, or just drive myself to Urgent Care?!

    I just touched the baking sheet with the finger tip of my right hand ring finger. The very, very tippy part of the finger.


    It is hurting like a sonofabitch. I'm dialing 911.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    He's dave. He's a legend.

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    omg im hope you are ok dave

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    get Dawg to give you some rep points, that should make it feel better

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    walk it off dick
    Howard is a Vomit.

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    Die Baltimore Neckfat.
    Moopy's Only Friend!

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    stick it up your butt for an hour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    stick it up your butt for an hour
    Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.

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    Call 911 for that. They have a special ambulance for cases like yours:

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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Call 911 for that. They have a special ambulance for cases like yours:


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    why'd you do that, Dave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    why'd you do that, Dave?
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaddFunn View Post
    why'd you do that, Dave?
    "why come you did that Dave?" is the preferred vernacular

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    this kid saw someone get kicked in the penis.

    you just don't turn it off.

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    How stoned are you, Dave?
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts

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    "is just really nice?"
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    Just cut it off at the knuckle. You will be just fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelloYooHoo View Post
    Just cut it off at the knuckle. You will be just fine.
    look attchu!




    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    look attchu!




    Lol. Is this your favs?
    Club Teeney.
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    Don't be a fucking retard

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    Waiting..........
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    It will probably fall off soon anyways. WGAS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MONK View Post
    It will probably fall off soon anyways. WGAS.

    i doubt you're "happily" anything.

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