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  1. 03-04-2013, 03:41 PM #1
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    Happy Birthday Mrs. Selfestitle!

    You were fine at 39.

    You'll be even more-ty at 40.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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  2. 03-04-2013, 03:42 PM #2
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    OMG gay
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    You just married a woman for appearances, right?
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    Ew.
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...
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    Mrs Low is the total package
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    I'll make you my little whore-ty at forty
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Mrs Low is the total package
    Low married Lex Luger?
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  10. 03-04-2013, 03:45 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
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    You just married a woman for appearances, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Mrs Low is the total package
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...
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  12. 03-04-2013, 04:05 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
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  14. 03-04-2013, 04:07 PM #14
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    morty? from the Latin for "death"?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by low selfestitle View Post
    You were fine at 39.

    You'll be even more-ty at 40.
    you trying to say she's put on some poundage?
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    That's nice, low.

    At least you didn't post it on facebook and call her sweetling.

    Happy Birthday Mrs Low
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle View Post
    name names!
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    when they say they're okay with turning 40, they're still in shock
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charon View Post

    At least you didn't post it on facebook and call her sweetling.
    Yes. It's a good thing I didn't do that.
    "A citizen never loses what he's got filed away in his ticker."

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  20. 03-04-2013, 04:18 PM #20
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    well, the most romantic thing ever was to run in the shape of a heart for Valentine's Day
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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