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  1. 03-04-2013, 03:39 AM #81
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    gwarn's in his son's room right now checking the kid's hand while he's asleep I betcha
    I ain't livin with no queers! If his index finger is longer he's out the door
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    Why would anyone name a product ben-gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    my hip and knee will probably bruise

    quite nicely
    Ohhhh, that stinks!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nightshift View Post
    the medic outfit is super short and tight

    boobs all popping out the top -
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neesie View Post
    Pic thread!!!!
    Yes! I remember your purple eggplant
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  7. 03-04-2013, 03:40 AM #87
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    So you're trying to say your ring finger is more longer than your index finger than my ring finger is to mine? Yu got a lot of uckng nerve asshole
    YES! YES! I have a LOT of ucking nerve!

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  8. 03-04-2013, 03:40 AM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Shhhhhhh, the law firm of Goldstein, Rabinowitz and katzman will,take care of everything
    or dewey, cheatem & howe
    you can be first, right after me
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  9. 03-04-2013, 03:40 AM #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by wicked smaaaht View Post
    Ohhhh, that stinks!!
    Like your dry vagine
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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
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    im sure your fine
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  11. 03-04-2013, 03:41 AM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    Why would anyone name a product ben-gay
    Bob-gay was taken?
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  12. 03-04-2013, 03:41 AM #92
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    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher View Post
    Burcher mention
    injury mention

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  13. 03-04-2013, 03:41 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    Yes! I remember your purple eggplant
    That thing was HIDEOUS
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  14. 03-04-2013, 03:42 AM #94
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    or dewey, cheatem & howe
    Stooges refrence! I'd rep you but I can't!
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  15. 03-04-2013, 03:42 AM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    The fuck you trying to say?
    girls like cleaned up fingernails
    you can be first, right after me
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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    that was for slippy

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  17. 03-04-2013, 03:43 AM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Stooges refrence! I'd rep you but I can't!
    (i did that mostly for warmth)
    you can be first, right after me
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    Yes! I remember your purple eggplant
    i thought you meant eggplant for a minute




    now i remember

    ouch
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  19. 03-04-2013, 03:43 AM #99
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    And why is your hand yellow?
    Thank Obama
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  20. 03-04-2013, 03:44 AM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    girls like cleaned up fingernails
    Is that why I don't get any pussy?
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