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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Please tell me if you have penises or vaginas.

    Everytime I ask, I get a bunch of dillholes telling me 2 different things. (damn you GHP!)

    I do not wish to fuck either of you, regardless of which sex you are. I just wanna know who I'm dealing with!!!!!
    why are you asking adams apple ghp?
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Every chance I get.
    My brother!

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    Off topic but sarnie just triggered it. Looks like that negress skp up and got married this week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You guys are right! Vaginas kick ass! I like to put my penis in them. How about you guys?
    Sure. As long as your penis isn't already there.
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    Don't be a fucking retard
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    I think he's refreshing. The way he kicks you broads in the balls. You fat broads have polluted this site MORE than enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    You guys are right! Vaginas kick ass! I like to put my penis in them. How about you guys?


    I don't know where to put my penis.

    ..........wait..........I mean if I HAD one, I wouldn't know where to put it........

    .I'm going to have to blindly hump my computer screen and hope it doesn't make me gay.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    why are you asking adams apple ghp?
    Ooooooooooooooooo, trying with the insults.

    Well, 'cause you strike me as a cock-slurper......but I don't know if you appreciate it as a man or a woman, so I'm not sure how to relate with you.

    I clearly just want to get along.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    I don't know where to put my penis.

    ..........wait..........I mean if I HAD one, I wouldn't know where to put it........

    .I'm going to have to blindly hump my computer screen and hope it doesn't make me gay.
    Nice try Slippy but no one is buying you're a guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Off topic but sarnie just triggered it. Looks like that negress skp up and got married this week


    was her whole asshole hanging out of the wedding dress?
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Nice try Slippy but no one is buying you're a guy.
    You gotta admit.......I have bigger balls than a lot of actual shaft-holders here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by artiesoffspring View Post
    Sure. As long as your penis isn't already there.
    You wouldn't be honored to dp a vag with me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You gotta admit.......I have bigger balls than a lot of actual shaft-holders here.
    I'll give you that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post


    was her whole asshole hanging out of the wedding dress?
    Slippy with an adam's apple, skp with the teeth.............you must be a DREAMBOAT to look at!!!!

    I can't wait to see your pictures!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    I don't know where to put my penis.

    ..........wait..........I mean if I HAD one, I wouldn't know where to put it........

    .I'm going to have to blindly hump my computer screen and hope it doesn't make me gay.
    I knew it! All this time I knew it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post


    was her whole asshole hanging out of the wedding dress?
    Oh, she's a sweet girl. And she showed me her boobies one time so be nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You gotta admit.......I have bigger balls than a lot of actual shaft-holders here.
    That is true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Slippy with an adam's apple, skp with the teeth.............you must be a DREAMBOAT to look at!!!!

    I can't wait to see your pictures!
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Oh, she's a sweet girl. And she showed me her boobies one time so be nice
    Sarnie is obviously a super-model.

    I await her pictures with my hand hovered over my twat.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Oh, she's a sweet girl. And she showed me her boobies one time so be nice
    you poor thing
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwarn1 View Post
    Oh, she's a sweet girl. And she showed me her boobies one time so be nice
    She did? Now I'm mad at Sarnie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    why are you asking adams apple ghp?
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    was her whole asshole hanging out of the wedding dress?
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    Was I to interpret this differently?
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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