She sold a startup at 25 for $70 million and at 38 she's going to prison!!!

**Popeye Saavedra** · 03-04-2013, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by Scott

Jewy butterface. Still would hit.

This. I bet she cleans up nicely when she isn't in prison or on drugs.

**Hawk kneed** · 03-04-2013, 08:21 AM

You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

**zhukov** · 03-04-2013, 09:04 AM

Also, her tits are cockeyed. I notice these things.

**EddyG** · 03-04-2013, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by Hawk kneed

You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real.

So she should jump........off a bridge?

**Hawk kneed** · 03-04-2013, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by EddyG

So she should jump........off a bridge?

fuck, no.

She'll serve time, get her head together, write a book, it'll get made into a movie and she'll be back on top.

That, my friend is what's REAL.

**MatthewT** · 03-04-2013, 11:35 AM

you can always spend more than you make

**DarkFriday** · 03-04-2013, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Hawk kneed

fuck, no.

She'll serve time, get her head together, write a book, it'll get made into a movie and she'll be back on top.

That, my friend is what's REAL.

**MatthewT** · 03-04-2013, 02:03 PM

raped and killed in prison

**DarkFriday** · 03-04-2013, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by MatthewT

raped and killed in prison

Awwwwww, way ya gotta be like that

**MatthewT** · 03-04-2013, 02:32 PM

she's an addict
she'll use the guards to get her junk
she'll think she's smarter than the guards
she'll get raped
she'll threaten to write it up in a book
she'll hang herself with her hands firmly tied behind her back

bet

**stripes** · 03-04-2013, 02:44 PM

ya, quick math tells us she sold during the dotcom bubble where everyone with a shit site & half baked idea made millions.

i called the groupon fiasco back when that schmuck turned down google....its a terrible business plan & the real story is the knuckleheads at google with that offer.

**acagirl98** · 03-04-2013, 03:05 PM

If only one good thing comes out of this I hope its for some reason they have cut that nasty hair off in prison.

**bobtraw** · 03-04-2013, 03:22 PM

Deal Chicken had coupons for vajazzling and Groupon never offered that.

**Iroth** · 03-04-2013, 04:07 PM

Jesus, the possible interest on 70 mil is enough to live very very comfortably on. What a dummy.

**The Cunt** · 03-04-2013, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

I don't get this script drug thing either. I've eaten xanax, oxy, etc... it really isn't anything all that special.

Same with any addiction some people can have a hit of crack and are hooked for life where someone else will smoke a hit and can walk away never to smoke it again