Awesome things that are uniquely/originally American

[Phil McKrakin]

1945 was a very confusing year for men's fashion



Enola Gay Tibbets, mother of the pilot

I think it was named after dudes grandma

Sweet! My plane would have been called the Augusta Camille. Way cooler IMO.

[DarkFriday]

Quit trying so hard constantly, Franny.

I'm contacting the FBI and adding you to the terrorist watch list. You'd either have to be a terrorist or a nancy boy to not appreciate at least one of those things.

[LonghornJ]

Why is America better than any other country in the world? Because we're fucking America, and have two continents named after us, that's why.

Its time we take some stock in ourselves and quit kneeling down to fucking sand pirates, and chinks, and any other entity on the planet that thinks we can't bomb the fuck out of them at any given moment.

Yeah, the guy at the helm of the trigger sucks right now (Obama).... but god damn it, if they want it, come and try and take it. They wont.

The world is still under our thumb.

USA

[deverrant]

Did you buy that stupid useless bird yet?

No... I'm giving it thought. It's a big commitment. I want one, but only if I have the time to give it what it needs. Otherwise its trouble for me, and more importantly, the animal. I gotta be sure i can handle it and that's what I'm weighing now.

Holy shit, good timing. Dev, if a girl beats a guy off while shes wearing rubber gloves, and the dude doesnt kiss or touch her in any way, is that cheating? I say no way

I say no.

[Scott]

Why is America better than any other country in the world? Because we're fucking America, and have two continents named after us, that's why.

Its time we take some stock in ourselves and quit kneeling down to fucking sand pirates, and chinks, and any other entity on the planet that thinks we can't bomb the fuck out of them at any given moment.

Yeah, the guy at the helm of the trigger sucks right now (Obama).... but god damn it, if they want it, come and try and take it. They wont.

The world is still under our thumb.

USA

China could whoop our asses if they wanted to. And do it on the cheap.

[Popeye Saavedra]

BoneTown

nsfw

[gilaet]

Why is America better than any other country in the world? Because we're fucking America, and have two continents named after us, that's why.

Its time we take some stock in ourselves and quit kneeling down to fucking sand pirates, and chinks, and any other entity on the planet that thinks we can't bomb the fuck out of them at any given moment.

Yeah, the guy at the helm of the trigger sucks right now (Obama).... but god damn it, if they want it, come and try and take it. They wont.

The world is still under our thumb.

USA

^ uniquely American

[LonghornJ]

China could whoop our asses if they wanted to. And do it on the cheap.

Maybe they'd spread your cheeks... not mine.

[nazdrowie]

Canada rules

[LonghornJ]

^ uniquely American

yee haw

[Popeye Saavedra]

TubGirl

[Popeye Saavedra]

Lemon Party

[FatKidSullivan]

I'm contacting the FBI and adding you to the terrorist watch list. You'd either have to be a terrorist or a nancy boy to not appreciate at least one of those things.

Oh, I like bourbon and Roy Orbison quite a bit. It was just such a "Typical Franny Response" though. I'm convinced you don't even like half the things you claim to.

[deverrant]

The first time I tried it I didn't know it was going to be cold. I ordered it in a restaurant and was shocked when I took the first spoonful. But it was incredibly delicious.

If you're ever near Philly look up one of the Corner Bakery franchises and try the Berry Almond Swiss Oatmeal. Or look up a recipe online and try it. You will thank me.

Yea but I HATE yogurt.

The Beats



Richard Hell, King of Punk



Roy Orbison



Bourbon

[redshirt]

[deverrant]

drive-thru

drive-in

Drive-by

[HAL]

Canada rules

Dont

[gilaet]

subprime mortgage crisis

[Gitfiddle]

Yea but I HATE yogurt.

I didn't even realize there was yogurt in it until I looked it up online later. Just try it. Don't make me come over there and force it down your throat.

[deverrant]

Why is America better than any other country in the world? Because we're fucking America, and have two continents named after us, that's why.

Its time we take some stock in ourselves and quit kneeling down to fucking sand pirates, and chinks, and any other entity on the planet that thinks we can't bomb the fuck out of them at any given moment.

Yeah, the guy at the helm of the trigger sucks right now (Obama).... but god damn it, if they want it, come and try and take it. They wont.

The world is still under our thumb.

USA

While my intent was not to incite any nationalistic rants...
I WILL say that another of my FAVORITE American contributions is our country's oldest brewery, which is still 100% family/American owned and operated: Yuengling.
It's also one of my favorite hats.