WHat the hell are we going to do about SChmoopy ??? Lets fix this.

**Double Blizz** · 03-03-2013, 09:28 PM

Maybe he's at a rave or just working overtime on photoshops.

**LonghornJ** · 03-03-2013, 09:30 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy

Please add your analysis to his psychosis with the women on the board? He's a NUTJOB for his psychotic tendencies in harrassing and insulting. For a man not laid in 7 years, you'd just...........you'd just kinda think he'd be trying to hone his skills a little bit.

He god laid via drugs and was a party guy that hit the end of his rope... never developed a "game" beyond addiction and tugging on pony tails for attention.

He can't relate to women without a crutch... and at this later stage of life, the opportunity of a meaningful relationship outside of all the drug circus is out the window.

Thus popcorn ceilings, gifs, and generally negative seeking behavior.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by DarkFriday

I like you more every day.

I wore these today.

They give me an extra inch

No woman with a whit of sense complains about an extra inch.

Nor would schmoopy.

**Mack** · 03-03-2013, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero

maybe he found a girlfriend

Ok not really

**Mack** · 03-03-2013, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

Schmoop is a very selfish person, but he doesn't realize it.

He plays victim to anyone that attempts to reach out to him and uses the pressure of responsibility as a crutch to enable himself to failure. Its kind of sad, because deep down he's probably a good guy.

Threads like this don't help and won't crack at the defensive shell he's built himself up around, even to his own detriment. Truth is ignoring him might be the best thing for him, since negative re-enforcement just seems to make him feel like he's making positive waves in life, especially when he's not.

It sucks talking behind a person's back, or throwing stones when its not due... but for fucks sake, we've seen this guy twist in the wind on these boards since 2008 and its sad... his life is shambles. And what do we do? We pile on and keep him down.

The best thing he could ever do for himself is to log off, go to the beach and admit that he's gay. Do an of us want to see the small police blotter paragraph about some guy that was found dead with a packet of potpurri up his nose with forensic evidence of a dawgsaloon window open on his PC at the time? I doubt it...

Thank you.

^^^^that

**Spazzmatazz** · 03-03-2013, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

Schmoop is a very selfish person, but he doesn't realize it.

He plays victim to anyone that attempts to reach out to him and uses the pressure of responsibility as a crutch to enable himself to failure. Its kind of sad, because deep down he's probably a good guy.

Threads like this don't help and won't crack at the defensive shell he's built himself up around, even to his own detriment. Truth is ignoring him might be the best thing for him, since negative re-enforcement just seems to make him feel like he's making positive waves in life, especially when he's not.

It sucks talking behind a person's back, or throwing stones when its not due... but for fucks sake, we've seen this guy twist in the wind on these boards since 2008 and its sad... his life is shambles. And what do we do? We pile on and keep him down.

The best thing he could ever do for himself is to log off, go to the beach and admit that he's gay. Do an of us want to see the small police blotter paragraph about some guy that was found dead with a packet of potpurri up his nose with forensic evidence of a dawgsaloon window open on his PC at the time? I doubt it...

Thank you.

If you have his email address, I'll be glad to send him a list of bridges in his area that he can leap from.

**LonghornJ** · 03-03-2013, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by Spazzmatazz

If you have his email address, I'll be glad to send him a list of bridges in his area that he can leap from.

Meh... I wish the guy well. Any of us could show up at his store front on any given day given what we know... but that's not the point.

**Daveindiego** · 03-03-2013, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

Schmoop is a very selfish person, but he doesn't realize it.

He plays victim to anyone that attempts to reach out to him and uses the pressure of responsibility as a crutch to enable himself to failure. Its kind of sad, because deep down he's probably a good guy.

Threads like this don't help and won't crack at the defensive shell he's built himself up around, even to his own detriment. Truth is ignoring him might be the best thing for him, since negative re-enforcement just seems to make him feel like he's making positive waves in life, especially when he's not.

It sucks talking behind a person's back, or throwing stones when its not due... but for fucks sake, we've seen this guy twist in the wind on these boards since 2008 and its sad... his life is shambles. And what do we do? We pile on and keep him down.

The best thing he could ever do for himself is to log off, go to the beach and admit that he's gay. Do an of us want to see the small police blotter paragraph about some guy that was found dead with a packet of potpurri up his nose with forensic evidence of a dawgsaloon window open on his PC at the time? I doubt it...

Thank you.

If Birthday Dog was in the screenshot, it might improve site traffic.

**Avery** · 03-03-2013, 09:51 PM

go to the beach and admit that he's gay. Do an of us want to see the small police blotter paragraph about some guy that was found dead with a packet of potpurri up his nose with forensic evidence of a dawgsaloon window open on his PC at the time? I doubt it...

**Apple the cat** · 03-03-2013, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy

I say we just douche, burn and kill him, and vacuum him up with his own product.

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Slippy again."

**DarkFriday** · 03-03-2013, 09:53 PM

You bitches are mean

**acagirl98** · 03-03-2013, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Avery

go to the beach and admit that he's gay. Do an of us want to see the small police blotter paragraph about some guy that was found dead with a packet of potpurri up his nose with forensic evidence of a dawgsaloon window open on his PC at the time? I doubt it...

this part especially

**FatKidSullivan** · 03-03-2013, 09:56 PM

I wonder how much he has spent on his pay-per-minute porn this weekend.

**HeinousMark** · 03-04-2013, 09:14 AM

So we're having an intervention because someone is NOT posting on a message board all weekend.....

**Hawk kneed** · 03-04-2013, 09:19 AM

Who ?

**Napoleon V** · 03-04-2013, 09:40 AM

What is wrong with popcorn ceilings?

**Mack** · 03-04-2013, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by Napoleon V

What is wrong with popcorn ceilings?

they're a bitch to clean

**Swayze** · 03-04-2013, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by LonghornJ

Schmoop is a very selfish person, but he doesn't realize it.

He plays victim to anyone that attempts to reach out to him and uses the pressure of responsibility as a crutch to enable himself to failure. Its kind of sad, because deep down he's probably a good guy.

Threads like this don't help and won't crack at the defensive shell he's built himself up around, even to his own detriment. Truth is ignoring him might be the best thing for him, since negative re-enforcement just seems to make him feel like he's making positive waves in life, especially when he's not.

It sucks talking behind a person's back, or throwing stones when its not due... but for fucks sake, we've seen this guy twist in the wind on these boards since 2008 and its sad... his life is shambles. And what do we do? We pile on and keep him down.

The best thing he could ever do for himself is to log off, go to the beach and admit that he's gay. Do an of us want to see the small police blotter paragraph about some guy that was found dead with a packet of potpurri up his nose with forensic evidence of a dawgsaloon window open on his PC at the time? I doubt it...

Thank you.

He's def gay