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  1. 03-03-2013, 05:24 PM #1
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    Some shit you would do, if you were ever a mod/admin.

    One thing that's always fun with the "special buttons" - you can deal with people that get on your nerves differently. It would be fun as hell to have every post Schmoopy made suddenly say "OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I WANT COCK" "JESUS CHRIST SLIPPY IS SEXY" "I REALLY AM A STUPID DRUG ADDICT WHO LIVES OFF HIS PARENTS AND OWNS NOTHING", ..........etc etc. You get the gist.

    I'd have to pay a lot of attention and stalk him the way he stalks me.........but I don't really have that kind of time anymore. It would be fun as hell to watch him melt as I did though!!!!!!!!

    Or Clutch, or Ridic, or bobtraw.............I think that's it. They'd be offering to suck cock and lick filthy asses with every post, all day long!!!!

    I'd like to hear some other evil ideas. In case I ever marry Naz and get access to the mod buttons.
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    Troll everyone 1000x worse than Dawg already does.
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    DROPTHRUST!! Time to gum!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Troll everyone 1000x worse than Dawg already does.
    You've been drinking.
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    Why are you still using the same pictures of yourself from 2003?
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    you could just add people to their ignore lists without their knowledge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    You've been drinking.
    I don't drink.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    DROPTHRUST!! Time to gum!!
    When I mold you into a dildo, you will no longer be able to type. Just know this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Troll everyone 1000x worse than Dawg already does.
    Dawg can barely post a video much less troll anyone
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I don't drink.
    Stoned/drunk - potato/potato. Tomato/tomato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    One thing that's always fun with the "special buttons" - you can deal with people that get on your nerves differently. It would be fun as hell to have every post Schmoopy made suddenly say "OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I WANT COCK" "JESUS CHRIST SLIPPY IS SEXY" "I REALLY AM A STUPID DRUG ADDICT WHO LIVES OFF HIS PARENTS AND OWNS NOTHING", ..........etc etc. You get the gist.

    I'd have to pay a lot of attention and stalk him the way he stalks me.........but I don't really have that kind of time anymore. It would be fun as hell to watch him melt as I did though!!!!!!!!

    Or Clutch, or Ridic, or bobtraw.............I think that's it. They'd be offering to suck cock and lick filthy asses with every post, all day long!!!!

    I'd like to hear some other evil ideas. In case I ever marry Naz and get access to the mod buttons.
    Have the hot women send me sexy pics in appreciation for me making sure they aren't messed with. Some my call that a shakedown. Those people are stupid and I don't like that terminology. I would prefer "tokens of gratitude"
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    Major important question.


    Should I NOT wash my hair every day? And by washing I mean shampoo/conditioner? Is it ok to just get my hair wet? Is that what I am supposed to be doing?
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    Lulz.
    Schmoopy made you have a meltdown?
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    Dawg can barely post a video much less troll anyone
    Precisely. There's a kabillion of us here, and he's a mexican with a short attention span and an occasional affinity for Dos Equis.

    I'm lucky I can remember my street address, phone number, and children's names some days.
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    naz is right
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    No one likes a mod or admin that fucks with people they don't like....I think thats one of the reasons this BB is successful....they dont use their powers to settle scores
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Have the hot women send me sexy pics in appreciation for me making sure they aren't messed with. Some my call that a shakedown. Those people are stupid and I don't like that terminology. I would prefer "tokens of gratitude"
    ooooooooooo, evil genius.....

    I'm not a big fan of cock pictures, myself. They kind of all look the same, to a certain degree. Like a bucket full of hairless caterpillars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Major important question.


    Should I NOT wash my hair every day? And by washing I mean shampoo/conditioner? Is it ok to just get my hair wet? Is that what I am supposed to be doing?

    Not every day...let the natural oils do their work, sir
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  19. 03-03-2013, 05:34 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    ooooooooooo, evil genius.....

    I'm not a big fan of cock pictures, myself. They kind of all look the same, to a certain degree. Like a bucket full of hairless caterpillars.
    Oh good. You like that idea. You would be on top of my protection list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    No one likes a mod or admin that fucks with people they don't like....I think thats one of the reasons this BB is successful....they dont use their powers to settle scores
    Agreed.

    This is why I should never mod/admin here.

    My trigger button would be hairy.
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