Some shit you would do, if you were ever a mod/admin.

[FatKidSullivan]

Kellie loves me more than she loves you, Hal.

[Slippy]

You cant rinse Swiss Chalet chicken. Its never the same again.

'Course not. But it's still food. As long as you get the hairballs from the animals off of it, it's edible, damnit.

Just ask my kids.

wait...............don't ask them................they have no idea how many times I've dropped shit and fed it to them.................

[Slippy]

At least he could give it to ralph

I don't know who ralph is, but that sounds like solid advice.

[Phil McKrakin]

'Course not. But it's still food. As long as you get the hairballs from the animals off of it, it's edible, damnit.

Just ask my kids.

wait...............don't ask them................they have no idea how many times I've dropped shit and fed it to them.................

HAL's mom was a born in a crossfire hurricane. But, it's allright now.

[kelliejean]

Cake O_O

Don't know if it was the same company but when they said Swiss chalet in preshift I lolled and said nobody drop it.


Nobody found it funny

[kelliejean]

I don't know who ralph is, but that sounds like solid advice.

It's his kitty cat

[HAL]

'Course not. But it's still food. As long as you get the hairballs from the animals off of it, it's edible, damnit.

Just ask my kids.

wait...............don't ask them................they have no idea how many times I've dropped shit and fed it to them.................

What if they get sick from floor food?

[kelliejean]

Kellie loves me more than she loves you, Hal.

You didn't text back

[Slippy]

It's his kitty cat

oh dear

That cat's got a limited lifespan if he keeps dropping his food and won't even rinse it off to eat it.

[kelliejean]

oh dear

That cat's got a limited lifespan if he keeps dropping his food and won't even rinse it off to eat it.

Hal loves Ralph more than life itself

[Slippy]

What if they get sick from floor food?

You clearly are not a parent. These small humans flick snot at each other, share hats, juiceboxes, food. I don't even wish to think of other things they do - based on what I used to do.

If they don't have the stomach for floor food, they aren't my kids.

[FatKidSullivan]

You didn't text back

I was asleep.

[Slippy]

Hal loves Ralph more than life itself

I wonder how many times Hal has been broke and hungry, and looked at Ralph with some spices in mind?

[kelliejean]

I wonder how many times Hal has been broke and hungry, and looked at Ralph with some spices in mind?

I think never he has had Ralph for 13 years. If he did that would be disturbing

[Double Blizz]

I wonder how many times Hal has been broke and hungry, and looked at Ralph with some spices in mind?

That's fucked up.

[HAL]

[Slippy]

I think never he has had Ralph for 13 years. If he did that would be disturbing

You better hope we never get trapped together somewhere that food is an issue.

Your naievety will get you fricassed up first.

[Napoleon V]

I would only do one thing.

[kelliejean]

You better hope we never get trapped together somewhere that food is an issue.

Your naievety will get you fricassed up first.

I'm a goner lol

[flathead]

I'm a goner lol

Kellie on the half shell.