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    Some shit you would do, if you were ever a mod/admin.

    One thing that's always fun with the "special buttons" - you can deal with people that get on your nerves differently. It would be fun as hell to have every post Schmoopy made suddenly say "OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I WANT COCK" "JESUS CHRIST SLIPPY IS SEXY" "I REALLY AM A STUPID DRUG ADDICT WHO LIVES OFF HIS PARENTS AND OWNS NOTHING", ..........etc etc. You get the gist.

    I'd have to pay a lot of attention and stalk him the way he stalks me.........but I don't really have that kind of time anymore. It would be fun as hell to watch him melt as I did though!!!!!!!!

    Or Clutch, or Ridic, or bobtraw.............I think that's it. They'd be offering to suck cock and lick filthy asses with every post, all day long!!!!

    I'd like to hear some other evil ideas. In case I ever marry Naz and get access to the mod buttons.
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    Troll everyone 1000x worse than Dawg already does.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Troll everyone 1000x worse than Dawg already does.
    You've been drinking.
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    You've been drinking.
    I don't drink.
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I don't drink.
    Stoned/drunk - potato/potato. Tomato/tomato.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Troll everyone 1000x worse than Dawg already does.
    Dawg can barely post a video much less troll anyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by zhukov View Post
    Dawg can barely post a video much less troll anyone
    Precisely. There's a kabillion of us here, and he's a mexican with a short attention span and an occasional affinity for Dos Equis.

    I'm lucky I can remember my street address, phone number, and children's names some days.
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    DROPTHRUST!! Time to gum!!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    DROPTHRUST!! Time to gum!!
    When I mold you into a dildo, you will no longer be able to type. Just know this.
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    Why are you still using the same pictures of yourself from 2003?

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    you could just add people to their ignore lists without their knowledge
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    you could just add people to their ignore lists without their knowledge
    How about putting people on their OWN ignore lists? They'd never see their own posts!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guy LaDouche View Post
    How about putting people on their OWN ignore lists? They'd never see their own posts!! lol
    Now that's a good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    One thing that's always fun with the "special buttons" - you can deal with people that get on your nerves differently. It would be fun as hell to have every post Schmoopy made suddenly say "OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I WANT COCK" "JESUS CHRIST SLIPPY IS SEXY" "I REALLY AM A STUPID DRUG ADDICT WHO LIVES OFF HIS PARENTS AND OWNS NOTHING", ..........etc etc. You get the gist.

    I'd have to pay a lot of attention and stalk him the way he stalks me.........but I don't really have that kind of time anymore. It would be fun as hell to watch him melt as I did though!!!!!!!!

    Or Clutch, or Ridic, or bobtraw.............I think that's it. They'd be offering to suck cock and lick filthy asses with every post, all day long!!!!

    I'd like to hear some other evil ideas. In case I ever marry Naz and get access to the mod buttons.
    Have the hot women send me sexy pics in appreciation for me making sure they aren't messed with. Some my call that a shakedown. Those people are stupid and I don't like that terminology. I would prefer "tokens of gratitude"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chaos View Post
    Have the hot women send me sexy pics in appreciation for me making sure they aren't messed with. Some my call that a shakedown. Those people are stupid and I don't like that terminology. I would prefer "tokens of gratitude"
    ooooooooooo, evil genius.....

    I'm not a big fan of cock pictures, myself. They kind of all look the same, to a certain degree. Like a bucket full of hairless caterpillars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    ooooooooooo, evil genius.....

    I'm not a big fan of cock pictures, myself. They kind of all look the same, to a certain degree. Like a bucket full of hairless caterpillars.
    Oh good. You like that idea. You would be on top of my protection list.

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    Major important question.


    Should I NOT wash my hair every day? And by washing I mean shampoo/conditioner? Is it ok to just get my hair wet? Is that what I am supposed to be doing?
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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    Major important question.


    Should I NOT wash my hair every day? And by washing I mean shampoo/conditioner? Is it ok to just get my hair wet? Is that what I am supposed to be doing?

    Not every day...let the natural oils do their work, sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Not every day...let the natural oils do their work, sir


    This is why I love the gay men. They know things that only we females usually know, and we can communicate better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post


    This is why I love the gay men. They know things that only we females usually know, and we can communicate better.


    Hahhaha, not gay, just an old WOP who has uncontrollable hair when it gets long. I've been doing research!

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