Some shit you would do, if you were ever a mod/admin.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by Guy LaDouche

change schmoopy's av to him getting butt fucked by one of those big-dicked porn stars he's always gushing over?

Ohhhhhh, I'd be changing avatars and statuses and siglines all day long.

I'd make people cry.

**redshirt** · 03-03-2013, 05:42 PM

Originally Posted by George Costanza

No one likes a mod or admin that fucks with people they don't like....I think thats one of the reasons this BB is successful....they dont use their powers to settle scores

Its a nice change of pace, amused me to see Boots randomly give people the gay or put them in timeout/dead, but like too much of anything it gets old.

**gwartney** · 03-03-2013, 05:44 PM

The "N" word would get you some hard time if I was a mod.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by redshirt

Its a nice change of pace, amused me to see Boots randomly give people the gay or put them in timeout/dead, but like too much of anything it gets old.

There was NOTHING amusing about the gay.

You fuck.

**zhukov** · 03-03-2013, 05:47 PM

If I were a mod I'd turn all the female posters into my personal sex slaves and leave the gay guys for Dawg.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by zhukov

If I were a mod I'd turn all the female posters into my personal sex slaves and leave the gay guys for Dawg.

You and I should run a board together.

**zhukov** · 03-03-2013, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy

You and I should run a board together.

And if anyone hit alert I'd taze them right through their monitor.

**Mlaw** · 03-03-2013, 05:56 PM

Originally Posted by gwartney

I can't go in public if I don't wash my hair every day. If I get it wet and just brush it I would look like some greaser.

the more you wash it the more oil you produce. It takes a few days for your scalp to balance naturally

**harlock** · 03-03-2013, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy

Agreed.

This is why I should never mod/admin here.

My trigger button would be hairy.

<--- :slippy:

**gwartney** · 03-03-2013, 05:58 PM

Originally Posted by Mlaw

the more you wash it the more oil you produce. It takes a few days for your scalp to balance naturally

I look really bad in a baseball cap. My friggin head is huge. I'd have to wear one until my hair balanced.

**Popeye Saavedra** · 03-03-2013, 06:00 PM

I would use my mod powers to get into Slippy's pants. Otherwise I couldn't give a shit about being a mod.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by zhukov

And if anyone hit alert I'd taze them right through their monitor.

I goddamn love the way you think. The internets would be a lot more fun again, if we could taze people through their keyboards or monitors.

Originally Posted by harlock

<--- :slippy:

I'd hire you as a sniper, right fuckin' fast.

Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra

I would use my mod powers to get into Slippy's pants. Otherwise I couldn't give a shit about being a mod.

Ever been tazed?

**Super Mario** · 03-03-2013, 06:10 PM

I would turn off all of the guys accounts here and I would turn them back on once they sent me a naked pic or video of them doing a push up. Baltimore Mike,Billy and a few others would get a pass.

**hidden dragon** · 03-03-2013, 06:18 PM

I would randomly set peoples post counts to zero, and made sure they stayed at zero no matter how often the posted.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 06:19 PM

Originally Posted by Super Mario

I would turn off all of the guys accounts here and I would turn them back on once they sent me a naked pic or video of them doing a push up. Baltimore Mike,Billy and a few others would get a pass.

The mod fights would go down in history, with you and I together. You shutting off their accounts, me turning them back on behind you, throwing females at them to keep the straight ones here.

Epic.

**Dave** · 03-03-2013, 06:20 PM

Sounds dumb.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by hidden dragon

I would randomly set peoples post counts to zero, and made sure they stayed at zero no matter how often the posted.

I KNOW you have people in mind, as you post that!

Some people don't give a fuck about their post counts. To others - it's lifer-altering.

**Slippy** · 03-03-2013, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Dave

Sounds dumb.

You'd be a very intelligent mod.

**Bye You!** · 03-03-2013, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by Slippy

One thing that's always fun with the "special buttons" - you can deal with people that get on your nerves differently. It would be fun as hell to have every post Schmoopy made suddenly say "OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD I WANT COCK" "JESUS CHRIST SLIPPY IS SEXY" "I REALLY AM A STUPID DRUG ADDICT WHO LIVES OFF HIS PARENTS AND OWNS NOTHING", ..........etc etc. You get the gist.

I'd have to pay a lot of attention and stalk him the way he stalks me.........but I don't really have that kind of time anymore. It would be fun as hell to watch him melt as I did though!!!!!!!!

Or Clutch, or Ridic, or bobtraw.............I think that's it. They'd be offering to suck cock and lick filthy asses with every post, all day long!!!!

I'd like to hear some other evil ideas. In case I ever marry Naz and get access to the mod buttons.

so that's who i had to marry?????