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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    You had a dishwasher but no stove?
    No microwave and our stove was broken.Crazy times!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    She sounds like a real stuck up BITCH!
    Definitely not a team player. No pussy pasta for me.
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.

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    why do all poor people drink giant cans of rockstar? seriously...cigs, cell phones, tattoos, and rockstar. those are all the primary items in the poor people survival kit.
    you just don't turn it off.

    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    why do all poor people drink giant cans of rockstar? seriously...cigs, cell phones, tattoos, and rockstar. those are all the primary items in the poor people survival kit.
    Do they buy that stuff because they are poor or are they poor because they make stupid choices like buying that stuff with what little money they have? It's a whole chicken and egg thing. Don't ask.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    why do all poor people drink giant cans of rockstar? seriously...cigs, cell phones, tattoos, and rockstar. those are all the primary items in the poor people survival kit.
    You'll know why when we're in the midst of a nuclear fallout and those fuckers are just walking around like it's nothing.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Ryan Lever is a fucking numskull.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    why do all poor people drink giant cans of rockstar? seriously...cigs, cell phones, tattoos, and rockstar. those are all the primary items in the poor people survival kit.
    I do not buy cigarettes or have a cell phone and my tattoos are pretty old lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Ryan Lever is a fucking numskull.
    Get a life loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    It is not robbery when it is laying on the road.
    Go buy ten scratchers....parlay that shit into some real cash

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    Ryan, did you drink both Rockstars already?
    How was the burger? Give us details motherfucker.
    Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    why do all poor people drink giant cans of rockstar? seriously...cigs, cell phones, tattoos, and rockstar. those are all the primary items in the poor people survival kit.

    Dulls the pain

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    and the little girl goes hungry another day

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    Would hit. Lol Chrizer.

    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Lever View Post
    Get a life loser
    No one will hire you because of your faggot neck tattoo.
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    why do all poor people drink giant cans of rockstar? seriously...cigs, cell phones, tattoos, and rockstar. those are all the primary items in the poor people survival kit.
    Im poor, but (outside of the occasional cigarette), I do not spend money on any of these.

    I must be classy-poor
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?

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    You really gotta drop those energy drinks Lever.
    They're really unhealthy,I fucked around once and got kidney stones from them because I drank them everyday at work.
    You don't want kidney stones bro.
    Trust me.
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    crack isn't funny

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    They always attack my family or call me a faggot or something.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    You really gotta drop those energy drinks Lever.
    They're really unhealthy,I fucked around once and got kidney stones from them because I drank them everyday at work.
    You don't want kidney stones bro.
    Trust me.
    Very true. Loaded with Chemicals and shit.
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    You really gotta drop those energy drinks Lever.
    They're really unhealthy,I fucked around once and got kidney stones from them because I drank them everyday at work.
    You don't want kidney stones bro.
    Trust me.

    I love these kids who bang out 6 red bulls, eat shit food, dont exercise and smoke cheeb all day, then wonder why they have anxiety....are unbalanced...etc

    well duh? Hello?

  19. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Sleep View Post
    Ryan, did you drink both Rockstars already?
    How was the burger? Give us details motherfucker.
    It was a double cheeseburger from Mcdicks and I still have 1 rockstar left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    You really gotta drop those energy drinks Lever.
    They're really unhealthy,I fucked around once and got kidney stones from them because I drank them everyday at work.
    You don't want kidney stones bro.
    Trust me.
    I drink energy drinks ALOT of them!!!

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