So which one of you were arrested over the weekend?

[Teeney]

Eastlake police: Drunken man cursed at bags of tobacco, then confessed love to urinal
















Video does not come with sound (so don't yell at me! It is not my fault!)

Posted: 03/03/2013
Last Updated: 17 hours and 6 minutes ago

• By: Tina Kaufmann, newsnet5.com

EASTLAKE, Ohio - Eastlake police officers arrested a man who they say was so drunk he not only was talking to tobacco bags and swearing at them, he also confessed his love to a urinal.
It all started last Saturday when police were called to try and get an apparent drunken man under control at the Tobacco Store on Vine Street around 4:45 p.m.
Police were told that the man was talking to bags of tobacco and swearing. When authorities arrived, they saw the man standing at the end of an aisle propping himself against the shelf.
According to police, it appeared the man was trying to have a conversation with a bottle of vodka and with a customer who was standing in line. Officers said the man's speech was slurred, "his thoughts were confused and random and the conversation that he tried to convey between the bottle of vodka and the customer made no sense and was unintelligible."
Police arrested the 51-year-old for disorderly conduct and placed him in a jail holding cell to sober up. During that stay, authorities said the man began confessing his love for a urinal.

Kenneth Kulas, 50, has been charged with disorderly conduct/intoxication. He is scheduled to appear before a judge on Monday morning

[Hawk kneed]

It was Kenneth Kulas

/thrad

[Chriza]

Where's the fucking sound you whore

[Billy]

That looks like Mrs. Warmth.

[Teeney]

Where's the fucking sound you whore

Is Whore your pet name for me?

There is no sound in any of the newscast. I looked.

Have a good day Chriza

[Lemmy]

Eastlake is "trailer trash" capital USA and the police there loves them some DUIs.