Heidi Klum I'm Gonna Be a Judge on 'Americas Got Talent' Read more: http://www.tmz.

[Murcielago]

Hopefully this is a sign of desperation which will only build as the ratings continue to slide, next they'll have 'guest' judges like Honey Boo Boo or one of the lesser Kardashian Kunts.

[harlock]

[Nemo]

[schnauzer]

Maybe not all of Victoria's Secret models are supermodels, but they are the modeling elite.

Now maybe, but not when she was trawling for work back in the 90s. It was considered one level above stripping. She had to do it because, actual fashion designers were completely unimpressed with her.
This is what bitchy Karl Lagerfeld said about her & Seal: "I don't know her. Claudia [Schiffer] doesn't know her. She was never in Paris. We don't know her. As for Seal, I am no dermatologist, but I wouldn't want his skin. Mine looks better than his. He is covered in craters."

[233monte]

you found me out! on 2 1/2 years no one has gotten it. CONGRATS!

i figured only a handicapped midget would have enough time to post 44,000 times in 2.5 years

[MutteringJohn]

Wenn ich im Jahr 1943 lebte ich würde dafür gesorgt haben, dass Howard zu den Öfen gesendet wurde.

Heidi Klum:Twitter

[GaryPuppet]

Howard Stern ist ein Verlierer. Er wird zu diesem Publicity Hure Beth Stern verheiratet. Er ist der schlimmste Richter, die jemals im Fernsehen gewesen. Ich kann nicht glauben, ich habe auf einem Panel mit diesem bum sitzen.

From Heidi's Twitter.

"Howard Stern is a loser. He is married to this publicity whore Beth Stern. He is the worst judge that ever been on television. I can not believe I have to sit on a panel with this bum."

[Nemo]

[GaryPuppet]

"Ralph, get my agent Don on the phone. This isnt what i signed up for. People only want to hear what I have to say not these cunts with accents."

"Don do your lawsuit magic. Is NBC Universal one company or two?"

[Nemo]

[Bye You!]

i figured only a handicapped midget would have enough time to post 44,000 times in 2.5 years

i resent that!!!!!

i can type way faster than that retarded midget.

[Bye You!]

"Ralph, get my agent Don on the phone. This isnt what i signed up for. People only want to hear what I have to say not these cunts with accents."

"Don do your lawsuit magic. Is NBC Universal one company or two?"

I forgot how much he hates accents!!!!!

[Nemo]

[DogStar69]

Ironic that the worlds once most beautiful woman will be working with the ugliest.

[MutteringJohn]

Trivia

Last name pronounced "Kloom."
Was named one of the 50 Most Beautiful People by People Magazine in 2001.
Spokesmodel of Victoria's Secret.
Voted as #9 on the Top 100 Sexiest Women 2004 in FHM [DK]
She has insured her legs for two million dollars.
Longtime companion is singer Seal; he reportedly treats Heidi's daughter, Leni, like his own child. Klum and Seal became engaged on December 23, 2004, at a mountain resort in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada, and married on a beach in Mexico on May 10, 2005.
Wedding dress was designed by Vera Wang
Keeps a small bag full of the teeth of Jews cremated in Auschwitz

Has designed collections for Mouawad jewelry and Birkenstock shoes.
Has her own lines of clothing and swimwear.

Most of the trivia seems pretty normal to me except one right below about who designed her wedding dress.

[Just Me]

I forgot how much he hates accents!!!!!

I remember that Heidi went to a voice coach, or someone, to drop her German accent. You can barely detect it at all anymore... but there's still Mel B to annoy him with her strong British one.

[GaryPuppet]

11-18-2004

GaryGarver also ran into Heidi Klum, another model with a thick foreign accent. He asked if it was true she keeps her lost teeth with her in a pouch and she said yes. She keeps them as good luck when she flies. Garver asked her to yodel or bark like a dog, but she wasn't willing to do either. He then asked her if she preferred black guys or white guys, but she left after hearing that.

[GaryPuppet]

-- Tuesday, April 8, 2008 -- Heidi Klum And Seal's Baby Discussed. 04/08/08. 6:00am
Show opening bits and songs included: A Baba Booey song parody, ''Lesbian'' song, a ''Network'' movie clip, Green Day performing ''When I Come Around'' live in Howard's K-Rock studio.

Howard started off the show saying that Katt Williams was going to be stopping by today. That got Artie into his impression of Katt and using his ''Niggerdom'' line. Howard said that he started thinking about his obsession with Heidi Klum and Seal after Artie used that word. He said that they put pictures of their baby in the paper all the time now and the only reason they're doing that is because she's got a black baby. Robin said it's the greatest career move for her because she's in the paper all the time now.


Howard said that you'd think that the German's would hate black people. He said he was under the impression that they did. He said that they got rid of their blacks over there. He said he's fascinated with the pictures of Heidi and her baby.


Howard said that Heidi is the whitest white person and that baby is so black that her whiteness didn't even make him light skinned. He said that shows how dark Seal really is. Howard said that's what they're basically saying in the paper by putting pictures of her baby in there all the time. He said they won't come out and say it but that's what it seems like they're trying to point out.


Howard said that Heidi is pretty much over now as far as modeling goes and Seal doesn't have any new songs. He said that Seal does just two songs and sang some of those two for the guys.


Artie said he tried to watch Dancing with the Stars the other night and it was so hard to take that he almost threw up after about 2 seconds. Howard said that he watched the show. He said that Beth was going out before that so he banged her first, before she left, and then went and watched the show.


Fred played some of the Seal songs that Howard was talking about. That got them back to talking about how black Seal is. Robin said that she thinks that Wesley Snipes is just a shade darker than Seal is. Howard said that he thinks that both of them are pure black.


Artie said that when he was roommates with Orlando Jones, who is black, he dated a smoking hot blonde girl by the name of Britney Daniels. He said that she's very white and blonde and he was with them all the time. He said that when they'd kiss it was startling to him. He said he would gasp out loud when he'd see that happening.

[Teeney]

"I watch 'American Idol,'" said Stern. "And I gotta tell you, it's just one judge too many in my opinion. I hope they don't add a fourth judge...If they add one, I hope it's a really hot chick--somebody with big boobs and they have them out all the time--just laying on the table. Cause, you see, glamour is the key to these shows."

Well at least he got his big boobs.

He will have to be on the phone every evening saying Beth I swear Heidi just doesn't do it for me. You are way hotter In a couple of weeks when we see each again we will take some pics to tweet out.

[Lou Skunt]

Just wanted to say thank you Baby Jesus, my prayers have been answered.